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age / sex: a 24 yr old female
status: single
orientation: straight   
here for: long term relationship - friends - pen pals - just dating - networking
location: DriNkiNg mY JuiCe iN ThE HooD!
body: 5'6average
hair: blonde
eyes: green
ethnicity: white / caucasian
education: bachelors degree
employment: student
occupation: Im a BiG FiSh In A SmaLL PonD!
have kids? no
want kids? yes
favorite words: ookay mista williams!, yes lord!, prob!
pets: i have a dog
tobacco: i smoke daily
booze: pass the bottle!
drugs: none - but live and let live
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 Bunny  OMG!!!!! LOVE MY LIFE!
A Little About Me...
THIS IS A WARNING LABEL.

First: AMY IS MY NAME! Dont ask me, if you cant read, you shouldn't be talking to me! Im witty as hell, RANDOM, 75% sarcastic, fairly intelligent, and quite frankly a bitch. So I wouldnt expect a precious moment.

I am I do:

Graduated from UL with a bachlors of science in health and human performance!!! Working on a Masters. UK FAN! -former bungee jumper! -Records in competitive swimming -Consistant porn shopper -Enjoy high risk activities -Upcoming pool shark -Drunken recreational swimming -LOVE video games -Board games -Drinking games -Obession w horror movies -playing cards -SUSHI -boating -wave runners -traveling -Exccessive trips to pet stores -Spontaneous situations -Painting -Getting drunk -Getting Drunk and Painting -Martial Arts -BONNAROO -Dart Boards -Blow up Mattresses -And finding stolen vehicles

My role Models: Pee Wee Herman, Whopi Goldberg, Jerry Brukheimer, Bob Marley, and Pauli Shore.

Question of the month: Are the red runts apples or hearts? ANSWER: The red runts are shaped like hearts BUT are actually cherries and the pink hearts are strawberries!!! Who woulda thought!

"IT TWAS, SOAP POISONING!!!"

"There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors." -- Jim Morrison

"A day without laughter is a day wasted." -- Charlie Chaplin

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. " -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I ever do not respond, or dont say goodbye, that just means that the ghetto faulous tendencies of my laptop have taken over! SORRY!

What I'm Looking For...
I'm not a skinny little twig...So dont write me with SUPER HiGh expectations...Im not STONED! "Weight Can ALWAYS be lost..BUT an Ugly FAce or PeRsonAlity will leave ya SCREWED FOREVER!"

Also, don't write looking for sexual favors...thats just SAD. If you cant get it in person, good luck finding it on the internet.

I like everyone and like meeting new people BUT.. If you dont have a job, cell phone, or a car without reasponable explanation...please just save your worthless life for someone else!!! Otherwise, I'd LOVE to talk so HOLLAR AT YOUR GIRL~! Shalom my friends~

 

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things that make me really angry!    WhEn I StUb My ToE and HaVe To RuN iN CiRcLeS FoR 5 MiNuTeS CuSSiNg aT tHe FlOoR..HA...DoNt LiE U KnOw U Do iT tOo!!!

i would best describe my work ethic as…    Well, I would have to say, Ill never be the typical housewife!!! Of course Ill clean, but my plan is to just get sexy outfits and wear them for my hubby while microwaving macaroni and cheese!!!! Whats so wrong with STOVE SEX!!! HAHA

when it comes to politics…    Bush? What Bush? I'm SmOOth As A BaBy'S RUMP!!!

Oh, and.....MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR! ~~~I LuV U Bob!

i'm currently reading...    A text message.....ArEnT We aLL?

i would describe the way i dress as…    I love dresses!!!! Im pretty laid back though...yep in my WHITE TEE and yep in my SOFEE SHORTS!

things that turn me -off- include…    LAZINESS!! Dirty fingernails, chewing with mouth open, physical violence, know-it-alls, and people who make assumptions! U have no room to talk unless you have a reason to back it up...FuCk The STicks...save that breath to start a FIRE

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    CSI: Las Vegas!!!! WEEDS!!! OTher than that I literally have an addiction to VH1.

I am also a movie buff, but most definitely have an OBSESSION with HORROR movies!!! If you want my attention, order some 70's flicks and tell me what you think!

my superpowers are...    I am simply super! Oh, and I am the SHIT at any MARIO game!!!! I know all the secrets!!!!

my favorite place in the whole world is…    I have had the opportunity to travel...so unfortunately this is a toughie!!!! OTher than that..my bed!

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    IM AN ALIEN!!! ET pHoNe HoMe BeEoTcH!!!!....OH, and I fall alot. My knees have more scars than Monica Lewensky!

my turn ons are…    BULDGING FOREARMS, BrEaKDaNceRs, cleaniness, forehead kisses, shoulder and neck kisses, MY BOOBS, CuDDLeRs, hugs, scary movies, dirty blonde hair, cleaniness, good income, hot cars, hot balls lol, and leave it there......

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    pssshhtt, Gertrude took the last beer. DUh!

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    OKAY...I'm sorry but WTF is "DiGs"...thats just duummmmb! If it means apartment then I am proud to say mine is always OCD SPOTLESS! I LOVE CLEAN THINGS!

my musical tastes…    BOB MARLEY, MGMT!!!!!, Jem, Jimmy Buffet, Rob Zombie, THe Eagles, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Beach Boys, KATE NASH, Lil Kim, Joe Walsh, Terry Reid, Pink Floyd, Andre 3000, Estelle, Paul Wall, Missy Elliot, Kraftwerk, BOB DYLAN..CLASSIC ROCK

       
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  The Lizard King provided an alibi at 10/15/09 @ 12:27 pm  · 
        How is the hottest Wildcat fan doing? Thinking of you always.
  [Tom] provided an alibi at 10/14/09 @ 04:57 am  · 
        Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.
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        enough said!lmao
  PROUD FATHER provided an alibi at 9/15/09 @ 01:35 am  · 
        im going to the game on saturday lets go cats maybe ill see u there
  The Lizard King provided an alibi at 9/10/09 @ 11:31 pm  · 
        I'm just leaving a message to say hello and I'm thinking of u
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        HEY BEAUTIFUL THANKS FOR ADDING ME!!

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