my turn ons are… There's one on my the back of my neck that turns on my brain's synapses. I also have a switch on the bottom of my feet that controls my kick reflex. Steer clear of that one. The one between my legs is broken, but feel free to flip on and off often
things that turn me -off- include… An overwhelming urge to sleep, my death, sedatives, boring people who feel their life is actually significant for some inaccurate reason, the "off" switch on my lower back, forgetting to plug myself in & recharge the battery at night, & too much alky
i would describe the way i dress as… I start out naked. I put on underwear first (VERY important). Then I put on socks. Then I find what shirt I'm going to wear for the day and...you guessed it... I slip it on! Then I find my pants of choice, put them on, then I head for the shoes..
when it comes to politics… I have about as much tact as Kevin Smith, so there's no real way that I'm going to ever be in politics. I know you wanted 4 more years of a douchebag in office, but I am not your man. I've had a long talk with mom (aka God) about this and...just no
i'm currently reading... I'm currently reading "i'm currently reading..." which was the question above. Now I'm reading what I just typed for accurate typist purposes. Now I'm reading what I just typed for accurate typist purposes. Now I'm reading what I just typed for...
things that make me really angry! I'm a student, so any word ending in "ology" gets my vote. That's it. You were expecting more? Piss off! I'm not going to put down a bunch of stuff for you to laugh at everytime someone asks me a question! To think I have to pisses me off!...wait
my musical tastes… I've never licked, chewed, swallowed, gargled, OR tasted music. I heard that most music is bitter but that some is sweet. I also have a lady-friend who tells me the same thing about her boyfriends. I think she just likes the attention.
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... My reflection, dust collect, paint dry, time pass, cloud coverage change with the amount of light entering the room, my cat laying on top of it.... and that's just with the TV off!
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... So I was walking to class one morning and a professor-friend of mine comes over and says hi. He's always been a bit off: always having his hand on my back going up & down & such. Anyway, he asked if I was doing anything and I said "I'm sooo swamped"
i would best describe my work ethic as… get it the hell done now so I don't have to worry about it later. If I have to worry about it later, then I'm probably slacking now. Either way, it'll get done, so keep your pantyhose on.
my most recent disorder or neurosis... People who base their opinion of me from rumors. That really cooks my goose.
my superpowers are... Making my kitty love me unconditionally. =) (for all you gay guys out there, this is NOT a "manneurism" or whatever you like to call it)
my favorite place in the whole world is… Interesting. I've never been inside the world. I'd imagine that it'd be pretty hot down in the tectonic plate structure. I could be a dwarf even though I'm 6'3"! My new favorite place is a dwarf cave!
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