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local # 4785 · since mar '04

age / sex:	a 49 yr old female
status:	single
orientation:	straight
here for:	long term relationship - friends - just dating
location:	on the turntable
body:	5'7a few extra pounds
hair:	auburn
eyes:	green
ethnicity:	white / caucasian
education:	masters degree or better
employment:	employed - full time
occupation:	administrative
have kids?	yes, sometimes at home
more kids?	not interested
religion:	spiritual but not religious
favorite words:	spittoon, afroth, bolly-whompered
pets:	i have a cat
tobacco:	don't smoke
booze:	social drinker
drugs:	none - but live and let live
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	TwistedSister I love sock monkeys

A Little About Me...
To those who could not hear the music, those who danced were thought quite insane.

I love ethnic foods, slapstick, ugly animals, and college sports. Objects and people with unique characteristics attract my attention. My sense of humor tends to be quirky which sometimes gets me in a little trouble. I have a penchant for the macabre in everything from movies to art to books. My social life could be a Venn diagram with friends ranging from drag queen to social butterfly with a conglomeration of others in the middle. The sounds of rain and water soothe me and the sun makes me sleepy. The first love of my life was a bright yellow '67 Norton 750 Commando (that right hand shift was a bitch). I have an affinity for things that go fast - cars, bikes, roller coasters, whitewater - but I'm old enough and wise enough to be careful with it all. I intend to travel to as many countries as I can and spend enough time in each to understand the culture, not just be a tourist. I can't decide if I want to retire to a little cabin in the woods or a bungalow on the beach but, no matter which, there will be a hammock. My closets and shelves are full of books and shoes and frogs. I love cheesy toys like Superfly Monkeys and Stripper Kittens. I have a low tolerance for ignorance, an appreciation for the humor in all aspects of life, and a profound respect for the beliefs and ideologies of others. I'm just an abnormally normal kind of woman who is relatively intelligent, stable without the help of pharmaceuticals, and who has yet to send anyone screaming into the night once the lights come on.

Bailey's Second Law: There is no relationship between the virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.

What I'm Looking For...
The new and unexpected, good conversation, good stories, and that which I don't even know I want - yet. A compatible spirit. Something to talk about and something to learn.

Acceptance. Inner peace. Humanity and humility.

Confucious say: Seek harmony, not sameness.

Dr. Sidney Freedman say: Before this is over, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

my interests: dark humor globetrotter in the woods on the water voraciousreader my posse can tag me the tag cloud map

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Fruit and Vegetable art
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Odds and Ends
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my superpowers are... Non-existent. I am absolutely totally just a human fraught with frailties like all the rest of you poor souls.

i would best describe my work ethic as… ...strong as it has to be to get the job done Monday through Friday 7:00 - 4:00. Off the clock the rest of the time.

when it comes to politics… I have every right to complain but I know better than to discuss it any place liquor is served.

things that make me really angry! There is little that makes me truly angry except those who consistently and over a period of time treat others badly. I choose to live my life as stress-free as possible. I don't waste time on unproductive emotion.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... It wasn't me.

i would describe the way i dress as… Unexpected but appropriate for the occasion.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… It's comfortable and it's paid for but it's too damn quiet now that my kids are all grown up. The dust bunnies under the bed keep me company.

things that turn me -off- include… Unnecessary profanity

Egocentricity

Men who overtly flaunt their sexuality

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... my ceiling fan going round and round and round and round...

i'm currently reading... The Hearing Trumpet by Leonora Carrington

my favorite place in the whole world is… ...dependent upon my mood. Could be out in the middle of the ocean, no land in sight or piled in my bed wrapped in flannel or standing in front of Edward Hopper's High Noon or lost in a good book or ...

my musical tastes… span generations. I particularly love old blues, jazz, swing but car radio is set on classic rock. Chill out to Spyro Gyra. Clean house to the Black Crowes. Get in the mood occasionally for industrial/techno.

my turn ons are… ...constantly evolving but include:

the smell of laundromats

acerbic wit

courtliness

three "B" mornings

wicked grins

my most recent disorder or neurosis... stems from the overanalysis of the artwork of Joel Peter Witkin.

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My blog is not news
I find myself somewhat saddened by the recent change from "blog" to "news". What I write in these spaces is certainly not news nor newsworthy so I find it hard to write my little personal stories and poetry and then hit "post news". Makes me think I am doing something ...

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2009

His Name is George
He is my monster. All mine. Pale eyes, Sickly yellow, Casting shadows In the fading light. The grum, grumb, grumbling Of hunger and an empty belly Rumbling, rumbling Beneath my bed. The snick snick of claws Stroking the scales Of his underbelly. Snorts and sneezes. Restless and waking. He lays ...

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2009

Not aging gracefully
Ok, I know I'm 49 and over the past three years have lost most of the body parts that play a major role in regulating things like body temperature but, FERCRYINGOUTLOUD. I had a hot flash (power surge, personal summer, whatever you want to call them) today that lasted five ...

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2009

Update on training
Me and my co-workers are into week three of training now and have added some incentive by playing the Biggest Loser. We all pitched in twenty bucks to start. We weigh in each Friday morning before 8:30 and for every half pound gained, we put in fifty cents. At our ...

	Dogman Warrior provided an alibi at 11/11/09 @ 12:12 am	·
	Always Always great to talk to. I Value your 'two cents worth' much more than my 'got a quarter'. :)
	Hands of Health provided an alibi at 10/3/08 @ 11:26 am	·

	turnmon provided an alibi at 2/18/08 @ 06:11 am	·
	This is one cool chica. Chica chica boom boom!! I had a great time, thanks!!
	vita dolore provided an alibi at 8/13/05 @ 02:40 am	·
	There is not one thing that i can say that will tell someone the type of person that you are. You have my love, respect and loyalty. I will never be able to thank you, for all the things you have done for me. If there is anything i can ever do for you please just ask amore e rispetto
	Jazz Moonbeam provided an alibi at 1/13/05 @ 08:42 pm	·
	... She gets the coolest t-shirts from Florida =) ... I still concider her a wonderful friend and from the time I met her she's been nothing but kind and conciderate .... and she's been other stuff too ... thou it's gonna' cost ya' $3.99 a minute for me to tell ya' winks =)
	Entropy provided an alibi at 1/12/05 @ 06:52 am	·
	One fantastic lady!! from teaching me the ways of Drunko-Bunko, one night i will never forget.....I look forward to jumping the pond again, BTW this lass does a killer chilli!!

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