things that make me really angry! The usual: racism, animal abusers, ugly shoes, missing USB cords, missing phone chargers, running into walls, my dog eating my contacts, having no allergy medicine, being out of starburst, forgetting where I park my car, and not enough sleep.
things that turn me -off- include… PROFILES IN ALL CAPS.
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?
NO REALLY, WHY?
my most recent disorder or neurosis... No sleep make Queenie dull woman.
Blargh
RAWR.
my turn ons are… When a guy reads me poetry and cries during movies.
No really, that would get the shit beat out of you---by me.
i would describe the way i dress as… Better, brighter, and costlier.
i would best describe my work ethic as… Something that does not exist.
I wouldn't know hard work if it emailed me.
when it comes to politics… Y HALLO OHBAWMUH
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... when I was asked by a store employee why my dog was in the store.
I said he was a seeing eye dog.
my superpowers are... Spotting fake designer purses.
Don't fake the funk.
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... A little this and a little of that.
i'm currently reading... words.
my favorite place in the whole world is… Inside because nature is really stupid and everywhere.
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… Every week, someone comes and cleans my house.
You would think one person couldn't jack up a house this easily.
But it can be done.
my musical tastes… Billy Joel,Jay-Z,Pearl Jam,AIC,Queens of the Stone Age,Foo Fighters,Etta James,Dusty Springfield,Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Soundgarden, Eve,Sean Paul,Lil' Kim,Weezer,Ice Cube,Kanye,Scarface, Metallica,Tupac, and John Legend.
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Gumbo in progress
