my turn ons are… objectifying things that I can't have. And so, really, it's easy to turn me on but not if you are my significant other. I like being shocked, put in my place. Everyone's given me everything I want all my life and I like having to work for it.
things that turn me -off- include… Smokers, people that joke when in the heat of passion (god, just do it!) stinky breath, feet, or body parts in general. Bodily fluids because they are gross, male or female. People that tell me that masturbation is stupid. Jealous folks.
i would describe the way i dress as… absolutely no rhyme or reason, I pretty much roll out of bed and put on whatever, and i have such varied tastes, I'm very impulsive and could be anything at any time
my most recent disorder or neurosis... I at some point develop a phobia to everything. Currently, I'm afraid of allergic reactions, the yearly topic has been heart attacks and I've somehow kept myself from puking for 9 years because of that fear. I'm also afraid of semi's and spiders.
when it comes to politics… Wow, do we even have those anymore? I got scared so badly about the state of affairs and the way the country's being run after 9-11 I just quit paying attention. This is greatly aggravated by the fact that the president is stupid.
i would best describe my work ethic as… compulsively focused for the first 10 minutes. But then...I like being forced to stay busy like in a rush at work when there's absolutely no way of getting out of it. But when left to my own devices, I let everything go.
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... Just drink more, Sara, it'll make you sober up more quickly, I promise.
things that make me really angry! oh god. Too much to name. Bodily fluids, Stupid people, people that don't use turn signals, mispronouncing words, pretending to be something you're not, annoying people, incongruous concepts present in society, my half-wet hair
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Will and Grace, South Park, Mad TV, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, occasionally the OC, lots and lots of british movies cause they're all nuts
my favorite place in the whole world is… In bed asleep with nowhere to be.
my musical tastes… alternative, industrial, classical. I like something with a lot of strings, or a strong, repetitive beat...I want something that will make me think, make me analyze, make me wonder "How the FUCK did they do that?"
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… God, I wish I could just force myself to organize it but I spend all day on here and the papers stack up and the laundry isn't done and there's plates in the sink and on the coffee table and sometimes under the bed.
i'm currently reading... Surviving the Sword: Prisoners of the Japanese in the Far East by Brian MacArthur
my superpowers are... arguing, making people think I know less than I do, belittling people, making something out of nothing, doing pretty make-up when the occasion calls for it, confusing everyone including myself
