i'm currently reading... The "Birds And The Bee's" For Dummies! I Give It Two Thumbs Down. I Cannot Recommend, Its A Very Confusing Book!!!
when it comes to politics… POLITICS! My brother has that,he sweats and shakes like a hooker on nickle night! and they never found a cure for it
my superpowers are... The ability to to smuggle five illegal aliens over the border in a shoe box that does not have any air holes!!!!
Thats how I got one my friends! Its not like he came over on a raft or something!
things that turn me -off- include… Not knowing how to be a lady!!!!
Girls that have five kids, by seven different guys. Also
girls that have adams apples, and 5 o'clock shadows. Cuz thats just not right!!!
And yellow gold, its way out now!
my musical tastes… It varies but my favorite is country,and i also like new rock and oldies,then more country! But thats a very personal question, and I really dont see where its any of your damn buisness! :)
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… I just bought my first home, and i flat out love working on it!
But stay out cuz trespassers will be shot, and survivors will be shot again!
And now that I have my own home, the clubs dont seem to be as much fun as they used to!
my most recent disorder or neurosis... Trying to redo my house,making it all look right has proven very difficult!!!
other than that just leave me alone with all the confusing questions, I only have one brain cell, and it doesn't work!
i would best describe my work ethic as… Work! Them Theres Fightin Words Where I Come From!
But I have always worked, i find its alot easier to get things in life that way!
my favorite place in the whole world is… Any Where My Ex, Pill Poppin,lee Press On Nail Wearin, Dope Smokin,80s Hair Havin,jail Goin, Blue Light Special Chasin, Friend
Screwin, Aqua Net Sprayin, Non Job Havin, Seven County Commited Ass Girlfiend Is Not!!!
REALLY!!!
my turn ons are… "WOMEN" not girls,that wear jeans, and
heals, or maybe even a ball cap! Or women that wear business suits!
Girls that have their own stripper pole in their room, and also women that have never had sex with their own brother or sister!! lol
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Im not the norm on this one, im a big fan of Family Guy, mostly I always have the tv on the history channel, dicovery, or the learning channel, i was addicted to hgtv, but i got sensory overload!!!! now its all a blur :)
i would describe the way i dress as… During the week I like to wear my birthday suit, When im goin out, I like to go out nude! But Hey I sleep naked!!!
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... Its OK to kiss me baby, that thing about me having mad cow disease, is just a rumor! But remember trust takes only seconds to lose, and forever to regain!!!
But through trial and error and a little maturing ive learned that honesty works
things that make me really angry! society is in a regression with how we veiw relationships, friendships and commitment. everybody only cares about what makes them happy right now and they dont think about how their actions today will affect their tomorrow!!!