The Captain  

I'm funny but only when I try to be....

My dog Edwin is my best friend and always will be...I'm totally fine with that.

I love Bacardi but usually the Captain comes out.

It is hard for me to sit still

I enjoy spending time in the gym

Jelly on grilled cheese is soooooo delicious... don't knock it until you've tried it!!!!

Bob Ross is/was a pimp!

Will work for rice krispie treats

Diehard Buccaneers and Reds fan......no jokes please ;)

I single-handedly keep Schick in business

Love sales and coupons

I brake check people that ride my ass....

Halloween is BY FAR my favorite holiday

Get me on Survivor and I'll guarantee you I'll win!

Black Crowes....BEST band EVER!!!

I don't read unless its about serial killers....is that creepy?!?

I'm fascinated by old Victorian houses!

I'd drain my bank accounts for a dog that looks just like Snoopy!

I brake for animals....speed up for people...

There's something sexy about the rain

I say, 'that's what she said' probably 123,421 times a day

My favorite song ever is Suspicious Minds....love it.

Point Break is my all time favorite movie...RIP Patrick Swayze

I drink almost 2 gallons of milk a week

I've secretly always wanted someone to almost hit me with their car so I can time up a nice dropkick on their hood.... hopefully it's successful if I ever get my opportunity....lol.

I'm not ashamed to admit the following....

1) I plant flowers every spring at my house 2) I like to cook and bake 3) The Notebook is a great movie and I watch it whenever I catch it on oxygen.....which is quite often. 4) I hang decorative Snoopy flags on the front of my house. I have one for every season and holiday.

What I'm Looking For...
I'm looking for someone who finds my tight-rolled black jeans sexy and who will think I'm hot even on bad hair days. ;-)

A place full of happy little trees and nice fluffy white clouds....

An automatic lawn mower and dog paw wiper offer....

Actually, I'll just settle with some neat, new, fun people to chat with.

my interests:  none      [my posse can tag me] [the tag cloud]