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local # 2142 · since jan '04

age / sex:	a 41 yr old male
orientation:	straight
here for:	friends
location:	Where the Wild Things Are
birthplace:	clearwater, fl
body:	5'7 / 150 pounds slim / slender
hair:	blonde
eyes:	hazel
ethnicity:	white / caucasian
education:	some college
employment:	employed - part time
occupation:	DEAD HOOKER REMOVAL
have kids?	yes, sometimes at home
more kids?	maybe
religion:	spiritual but not religious
pets:	my home is a zoo!
tobacco:	i smoke daily
booze:	social drinker
drugs:	well.... maybe!
my stats
responses:	2685
profile views:	50542
black−listed by:	2 locals
black−listing:	0 locals
on the hot list of:	46 locals
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	frogbert Everybody's workin' for the weekend

A Little About Me...
*PROTECTED BY NISHI*

I'm the nicest Nihilist you will ever meet.

I have the mind of a small boy, and i keep it in a jar on my desk.

The most commonly asked question of me is "What the fuck is your problem?". I don't think i have a problem per se since i wasn't complaining about myself.

When i see garbage bags on the side of the road, i always imagine that there is a dismembered corpse in them.

I'm not as tall as you might percieve me to be for some reason, even though my profile is honest and says i'm 5'7"...ok, i lied, i'm really 5'6".

I believe in ghosts, UFO's, Sasquatch, chupacabra, Nessie, and succubi but still wonder what my Higher Power is.

Coke, no Pepsi. Except Livewire.

What I'm Looking For...
Cthulhu

my interests: awhipzisdbest awhipztrufriend be my pimp bil is the best blink is better blink is great coke rules dealicious dont fk wniner dontfckawhiner dontfckwdwhipz dontfkwniner fk a 49er frogs rule i love niner lalas buddy niner is dabomb niner rawks niners bud nooners rawk pimp daddy pornfrog the coolest the frogster whiner49er whipz rocks out my posse can tag me the tag cloud map

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Chinga Tu Madre
updated 09/29/06
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Tongue: A Study By Marty Pearl
updated 02/15/06
viewed 1706 times

new window streamed from youtube

my favorite place in the whole world is… Asia...even though i've never been.

when it comes to politics… I'm lost.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… It's comfortable and that's all i'm saying.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Boxing, basketball, football, any movies (i'm not picky), or anything funny on tv.

i would describe the way i dress as… cheap.

my musical tastes… I've got a very open mind about music. i prefer heavy metal, but i can listen to anything...except "new" country. Some of my favorite bands are Outkast, Slayer, and anything with Mike Patton...my idol.

my superpowers are... I have the ability to tuck and run.

i would best describe my work ethic as… I have a solid work ethic, am always on time and do my job well, but if i get bored i will fuck off.

my turn ons are… A tight hug or a deep kiss are enough for me. i'm easy.

things that turn me -off- include… A hard kick in the balls.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... I'm huge!

things that make me really angry! When i'm watching sports and the cameraman just misses a big play.

i'm currently reading... Obituaries.

my most recent disorder or neurosis... I keep sitting on my balls.

OCT

2
2009

Quirk
Last night when i was at the drive through ATM at my bank, i noticed that i turn down the radio when i'm making a transaction...why? ...

AUG

25
2009

Recurring Dream
I've had this dream come to me maybe twice a year since i was a teen. I'm standing at a bus stop, holding a female close to me. I can't see her face, but i know she has dark hair and dark eyes. I feel my arms around her waist, ...

AUG

21
2009

My First Crush
I was 5 years old and had a huge crush on the 12 year old girl next door. at the time, i didn't know what i was feeling, but looking back on it now i realize why i always let her run over me the way she did. for example, ...

AUG

11
2009

The Watermelon Incident
Last night i was getting together all the ingredients i needed to make meatballs and brown gravy over butter noodles per the kids request and i realized i was out of seasonings. I ran to Wal-Mart to pick up some seasoned salt, black pepper, and garlic powder and while i ...

they pillaged, they pilfered, they lied through their teeth

	CareyAnne provided an alibi at 11/13/09 @ 09:34 am	·
	Haven't talked to ya in a while, so I thought I'd stop and say "Hello!" I miss our chats. I constantly read your captions/tags on here...everyday...and they always make me laugh! You've always been a friend that makes people smile! Take care & be good. Happy Holidays! Your friend always, CareyAnne
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	Nicole says what's up.
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