vita  dolore  

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    I can't spell for shit.

i would describe the way i dress as…    I take too goddamned long to put on jeans and a button up when I'm going out. When I'm going to work, it's all about jeans and chef's coats..and the dumbass hat that they make me wear.

i would best describe my work ethic as…    My work ethic would crush a normal man.

things that turn me -off- include…    Conformity, Fear, baggage, Weakness and Self doubt... Is my biggest turn off. You don't think you are attractive how can anyone else.

when it comes to politics…    Republicans and Democrats you both suck. I only pray for the day i don't have to pick, just between you fucking assholes.

my turn ons are…    Sunday mornings, Summer nights, Music, Good food, laughter... That is all ya get kids.

my favorite place in the whole world is…    In bed

my musical tastes…    My musical taste can beat up your musical taste...

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    Under construction

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    I don't care....

i'm currently reading...    Lots of cookbooks and a range of food and wine magazines

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    The food network, A&E, Discovery or the history channel and "sometimes" a little nascar.....:-)

things that make me really angry!    **See turn offs**