my favorite place in the whole world is… Jackie Treehorn's Garden Party.
i would best describe my work ethic as… I've told that Kraut a 1000 times I don't roll on Shabbas!
i would describe the way i dress as… Traditional hobo garb. And hair shirts. Chain mail burqas. Leather gimp gear.
my most recent disorder or neurosis... Subliminally calling everyone Bro after watching the Don't tase me video.
when it comes to politics… a radical redistribution of wealth every now and again wouldn't hurt too terribly much.
my superpowers are... over 9000.
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… it's a shrine to bicycles and cryptozoology. the bed is never made.
my musical tastes… Currently playing:
Summertime by Sidney Bechet.
my turn ons are… Wit.
Passion. About something. Anything.
Girls that look good in glasses
Portishead
things that turn me -off- include… Grammar Nazis. I can appreciate decent grammar as well as the next person, but when you are being nitpicky about every little omission and mistake, you are probably missing the forest for all the trees.
Radiohead.
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... No, those jeans don't make you look fat.
things that make me really angry! Rachel Ray is the bane of my existence. 30 minute meals my ass!
People that honk for no reason.
breaking cell phones.
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... the boob tube rots your brain. read a book. or watch internet porn or something.
i'm currently reading... The tag on your underwear. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. An essay by Eric Wolf. The latest Nashbar catalog.