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local # 1983 · since dec '03   
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age / sex: a 29 yr old male
status: single
orientation: straight   
here for: friends - pen pals - just dating - networking
location: on a boat
body: 5'6 / 170 pounds average
hair: dark brown
eyes: brown
ethnicity: i wish i could figure it out
education: bachelors degree
employment: employed - part time
occupation: Night Elf Mohawk
have kids? no
favorite words: schadenfreude, dialectic,
pets: i have a dog
tobacco: don't smoke
booze: social drinker
drugs: none - but live and let live
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A Little About Me...
To use the parlance of our times, "I'm a hot mess these days." I am housebroken, though, so that's a plus.

Part time supervisor at UPS. Love the outdoors. Decent cook. I enjoy steampunk and detective novels.

I pretty much stay to myself on here, but if you feel the need to say hi, feel free to.

What I'm Looking For...
Good people and good conversations. People on a similar schedule and who have similar interests. It's difficult to meet people when you work nights.

A new cell phone.

A place that sells Tahini in bulk. Trying to perfect a hummus recipe.

Clearance Cadbury eggs (caramel preferably). Hotbox me if you can help feed my easter candy fix.

New and exciting places to eat.

Hitchcock movie festivals/marathons.

A bionic shoulder and arm. My current shoulder and arm are about to fall off, it feels like.

Also I keep losing posse members. I may have to start rotating people into my 12-pack a la the United Nations security council. A few permanent members and then a random posse member in one of the non-permanent slots for a week or something.

 

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Jake's Happy Place

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Portishead - Roads      new window     streamed from youtube 
   
Go Ahead, Ask Me Anything... top  
my favorite place in the whole world is…    Jackie Treehorn's Garden Party.

i would best describe my work ethic as…    I've told that Kraut a 1000 times I don't roll on Shabbas!

i would describe the way i dress as…    Traditional hobo garb. And hair shirts. Chain mail burqas. Leather gimp gear.

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    Subliminally calling everyone Bro after watching the Don't tase me video.

when it comes to politics…    a radical redistribution of wealth every now and again wouldn't hurt too terribly much.

my superpowers are...    over 9000.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    it's a shrine to bicycles and cryptozoology. the bed is never made.

my musical tastes…    Currently playing:

Summertime by Sidney Bechet.

my turn ons are…    Wit.

Passion. About something. Anything.

Girls that look good in glasses

Portishead

things that turn me -off- include…    Grammar Nazis. I can appreciate decent grammar as well as the next person, but when you are being nitpicky about every little omission and mistake, you are probably missing the forest for all the trees.

Radiohead.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    No, those jeans don't make you look fat.

things that make me really angry!    Rachel Ray is the bane of my existence. 30 minute meals my ass!

People that honk for no reason.

breaking cell phones.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    the boob tube rots your brain. read a book. or watch internet porn or something.

i'm currently reading...    The tag on your underwear. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. An essay by Eric Wolf. The latest Nashbar catalog.

       
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        I was on a heated conference call this morning when I accidentally called one of the other participants a jerkface. It didn't help when, in my defense, I blurted out "I BLAME JAKE" So yeah...I'm probably going to get fired now. Thanks.

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