A Little About Me...
I was born the son of a poor Yugoslavian whore. When I was 6 I quit my job at the coal mines to join the traveling circus. I worked as a snake charmer for the circus up until I made the mistake of cheating on the bearded Siamese twins with the duckbilled 7 foot woman. I walked the desert for 4 years until I came upon an old truckstop where I met an Ethiopian magician I would later learn was one of my biological fathers. He taught me to snowboard, and suggested I settle down with the six-toed waitress at the local pub. Ten months after our wedding I discovered that my new wife had not been faithful to me, when she bore a child that closely resembled our neighbors goat. The shock led me into such a dark place that I began smoking opium, fell into a fog, and completely lost track of myself. When I finally snapped out of it, here I was on mojo.
I am a very spiritual person, but few get to see that side of me. I walk a way the way of a contrary... I have a tendency to be crass... sarcastic... and crude... the norm bores me...
I really dont sweat the petty shit...
most of this stuff bores me so I just right stupid shit in here....
Rules:
#1 Life is Fair... you create your reality... stop your bitching that life isnt fair...
#2 There is a power greater than yourself out there... be it a door knob that allows you to open the door Best vouchers of all time:(some were lost from the days of past)
Happster 08/15/05 @ 09:38 AM here's to you...here's to me.. and if we should ever disagree... FUCK YOU... here's to me....
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~OMC WORM~ 06/25/05 @ 07:07 PM DOMINATRIX COSTUME PARTY!!! Ash is having a fucking kick-ass party. There will be girls in dominatrix costumes, booze, plenty of kick-ass music to listen to. What's better than that? 1217 Cliffwood Drive (Goshen), 40026
What I'm Looking For...
A sugar-momma. Preferable one who is extremely rich and owns a chain of strip clubs. She must have an ass like Beyonce and DD's or better. Her mansion should have an all female & foreign staff, and it is imperative that she travel for business at least 10 months of the year.
Of course we're all looking for a winning lottery ticket aren't we? That would be sweet. We could buy a place big enough to house any snake I wanted to keep.
Oh yeah, silverware.
A good, inexpensive massuese.
And some skate shoes like skechers but not made BY skechers because skechers are cheaply made.
Lubricant. Lots of it.
The very best apple pie life has to offer.
Solace.
Im looking for a girl with dreadz n a grill looking for ramen noodles.
my roommate that ran off with the rent money
She's a dingbat..... She's a dingbat.... Always walking in to trees Wakes me up to ask if I'm asleep Sits around stares in to space Oh God I hate her face cause...... she's a dingbat.... Her dumbness really bothers me Brainless questions.... constantly... I wish to shut her mouth, give me a break Oh God I hate her face... She lives alone in her own world Naive wide-eyed little girl Doesn't care that the world's a mess... She's such a waste of flesh, a waste of flesh ohhhh ding bat.... she's a dingbat
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Have a very Happy Christmas my 'little' brother! I love you, you should know this by now...
