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age / sex: a 42 yr old male
status: single
orientation: straight   
here for: long term relationship - friends
location: Fuck you hippie.
birthplace: vicksburg ms
body: 5'11 / 240 pounds a few extra pounds
hair: dark brown
eyes: brown
ethnicity: white / caucasian
education: bachelors degree
employment: employed - full time
occupation: Chainsaw Monkey
company:
have kids? no
want kids? not interested
religion: atheist
pets: i have a cat
tobacco: don't smoke
booze: social drinker
drugs: none - but live and let live
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 Ilex  .My colon is full of pork and cheese. Fear me!
A Little About Me...
the boys i mean are not refined they go with girls who buck and bite they do not give a fuck for luck they hump them thirteen times a night

one hangs a hat upon her tit one carves a cross on her behind they do not give a shit for wit the boys i mean are not refined

they come with girls who bite and buck who cannot read and cannot write who laugh like they would fall apart and masturbate with dynamite

the boys i mean are not refined they cannot chat of that and this they do not give a fart for art they kill like you would take a piss

they speak whatever's on their mind they do whatever's in their pants the boys i mean are not refined they shake the mountains when they dance

What I'm Looking For...
between the breasts of bestial Marj lie large men who praise

Marj's cleancornered strokable body these men's fingers toss trunks shuffle sacks spin kegs they

curl loving around beers

the world has these men's hands but their bodies big and boozing belong to

Marj the greenslim purse of whose face opens on a fatgold

grin hooray hoorah for the large men who lie

between the breasts of bestial Marj for the strong men who

sleep between the legs of Lil

 

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my turn ons are…    too numerous to list here

i would describe the way i dress as…    up-scale homeless

things that make me really angry!    are few and far between

i would best describe my work ethic as…    old school

my superpowers are...    tenth level chainsaw mastery and knots

my favorite place in the whole world is…    yet to be discovered

when it comes to politics…    Replundercans and Doomoctats are people who've made such a habit of compromising, they don't even have faces anymore, just soft pink blurs atop gray business suits.

Jim Goad.

i'm currently reading...    God is not Great (How Religion poisons everything) by Christopher Hitchens.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    Perfect Hair Forever

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    I purchased a home, so abject insanity.

things that turn me -off- include…    Sharp objects and crazy.

my musical tastes…    I love Bluegrass songs about Jesus.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    Most people ask me how the tornado got inside the house.

       
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"if they say something nice, they get spanked." :)
  nattums provided an alibi at 2/22/09 @ 11:54 am  · 
        I'm glad that you're my friend, and that you live so close, and that you spend way too much time on the internet. :)
  Angie Redefined provided an alibi at 10/29/08 @ 02:44 pm  · 
        "if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Perfect Hair Forever" (how appropriate)
  Tomi T provided an alibi at 8/25/08 @ 12:47 pm  · 
       
  Mariafofia provided an alibi at 7/30/08 @ 01:17 pm  · 
        It is quite doubtful you have the taste or sophistication to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. (you needed the whole description not just the first few words)
  nattums provided an alibi at 7/10/08 @ 11:54 pm  · 
       
  Random Pi provided an alibi at 4/23/08 @ 03:12 pm  · 
       
  Belle St. Cyr provided an alibi at 4/7/08 @ 06:00 am  · 
       

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