my turn ons are… too numerous to list here
i would describe the way i dress as… up-scale homeless
things that make me really angry! are few and far between
i would best describe my work ethic as… old school
my superpowers are... tenth level chainsaw mastery and knots
my favorite place in the whole world is… yet to be discovered
when it comes to politics… Replundercans and Doomoctats are people who've made such a habit of compromising, they don't even have faces anymore, just soft pink blurs atop gray business suits.
Jim Goad.
i'm currently reading... God is not Great (How Religion poisons everything) by Christopher Hitchens.
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Perfect Hair Forever
my most recent disorder or neurosis... I purchased a home, so abject insanity.
things that turn me -off- include… Sharp objects and crazy.
my musical tastes… I love Bluegrass songs about Jesus.
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… Most people ask me how the tornado got inside the house.