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age / sex: a 26 yr old female
status: single
orientation: straight   
here for: friends - pen pals - networking
location: East end, bitches!!
birthplace: virginia beach, va.
body: 5'6a few extra pounds
hair: black
eyes: brown
ethnicity: latin / hispanic
education: associates degree
employment: employed - full time
occupation: Kosair Children's Hospital
have kids? no
want kids? yes
religion: catholic
favorite words: moist, sphygmomanometer, confabulate
pets: my home is a zoo!
tobacco: i smoke daily
booze: pass the bottle!
drugs: none - the devil made drugs!
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responses: 3554
profile views: 49130
black−listed by: 5 locals
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on the hot list of: 60 locals
forum posts: 35423
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A Little About Me...
*If you are thinking about messaging me "just to say hi" and to say "u r so hot", just stop right there. I am not going to answer you ... EVER. Come up with some better lines or stop being ugly and then you may have a chance.

*KLynn stands for Kristina Lynn ... Imagine that.

*I can drink you under the table in Diet Coke.

*Slash is my most favorite person in the world. Yes, the guitarist.

*I spend entirely more than I should on makeup and shoes.

*I love my job. I love that I happily go to work everyday, even if I do complain sometimes.

*I still live with my parents. It's free, so bite me.

*Most of the time I am incredibly nosey and a huge gossip ... I just hide it well.

*I can be a bit of snob sometimes.

*I am definitely NOT on mojo to hook up. 'U R Sexy' is not a good pick-up line, even if I were.

*I'm a Scorpio. Self-explanatory.

*My dad is Mexican and my mom is white.

*I hate to be called 'sweetie' or 'sexy' or 'babe' or 'hon'.

*I love my friends pretty dearly.

*If I see you on my voyeur list a whole bunch of times, be prepared to get a hotbox from me asking why.

*No, you cannot have my AIM or Yahoo name. No, you cannot get to know me on a more personal level. No, you cannot rub my feet. No, it is not acceptable to tell someone she has big boobs. No, I will not help you cheat on your wife.

What I'm Looking For...
A way to make ugly, weird losers stop messaging me.

A comfortable pair of 5 inch heels (ha!) ...

A Diet Coke and a cigarette ...

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Best movie quote ever:

"Oh my God! My brother's been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something. I saw someone, he looked asian. And he was speaking another language. I think it was ... asian." ~The Cable Guy

 

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In the beginning ...

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my turn ons are…    A great sense of humor, intelligence, and a great smile are probably the top 3.

things that turn me -off- include…    Drama, I am way too over that. Bad teeth, there are 8 million ways to fix your teeth now days, so just do it already. Ignorance, and this is of all kinds possible.

i would describe the way i dress as…    I dress how I want, but I enjoy fashion.

my favorite place in the whole world is…    My bed. A gigantic king size with the most comfortable bedding in the world. I could lay there all day.

when it comes to politics…    Pro-choice, anti-capital punishment. Time for a woman and time to end the war.

my musical tastes…    I listen to all kinds of music, however Guns N Roses is my favorite band and Slash is my favorite musician of all time.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    I love my home.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    No, I wasn't trying to be snarky AT ALL.

things that make me really angry!    Cheaters, people that look at my profile incessantly, bad drivers, school, my parents (occasionally), mean people (though I can be one), etc etc etc.

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    I've recently become an ambulothanatophobic. It's getting a little ridiculous.

i would best describe my work ethic as…    I have little lives in my hands so I try to be as diligent as possible.

i'm currently reading...    Confessions of a Medical Examiner.

After that it will be Sleepers.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    Miami Ink, The Girls Next Door, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Roseanne, Big Love, Family Guy, Wife Swap, The Surreal Life, X-Files, The Cosby Show, Sex & the City, Rock of Love, Run's House, Lock Up ... I'm a TV junkie.

my superpowers are...    I have the ability to go from nice to bitch in 2.5 seconds flat.

I also have the amazing ability to piss off even the nicest person.

 
DEC
6
2008
Hungover
So, I drank something last night that didn't agree with me. I really don't think it was the amount of what I drank because I drank about as much as I always do. Right after I took this shot with the DUMBEST name (Sweet Wet Pussy) I started to feel ...
NOV
30
2008
The Shack
***THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS (I guess)**** Didn't get it. Not one bit. I mean, it was lovely how he forgave God in the end, but it was so far out ... like I would've much rather have related to a book that was more down to Earth. Like the guy went ...
NOV
30
2008
Satisfaction.
What is it about a clean room and a clean bed that makes me want to just curl up under the covers for hours and hours? My organized chaos is tidy, my carpet is vacuumed (with some lovely pet deodorizer stuff, so it is extra fresh smelling); I only half-assed ...
NOV
21
2008
Surprise
Natalie made a comment tonight that she was amazed that their are so many people in this city that would hurt babies (which I could write pages upon pages about). That led me to think about all the other things that still make me, at least, raise an eyebrow. I'm ...
         
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        HAPPY BIRTHDAY I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST PICTURES IN YOUR VOUCHERS SO I AM JUST GOING TO CAPS THIS WHOLE GODDAMNED VOUCHER SO YOU CAN KNOW HOW FUCKIN AWESOME YOU ARE. NOT TO MENTION YOU LOVE LOL CATS AND HAVE REALLY NICE HURR. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING A GREAT FRIEND. HAPPAY BIRFFDAY. LUV U!!

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