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A Little About Me...
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

Aquarius: An Aquarius is everyone's favorite slut. They will get under your skin, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent and you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. Don't worry, they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. They look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit. Then get shy to those that care. They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game. They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures. It's just not in their DNA. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun-time. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, otherwise you will be talking to them all night. Which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware, they are flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.

*Date like a man, so you don't get played like a bitch*

What I'm Looking For...
Anything, everything. The list just goes on and on. I'll let you in on a few things though:

*A way to make it thru child-rearing with my sanity intact.

*Other parents with kids around the ages of mine. Playdate anyone?

*A photographer with unique ideas. I love Paul (Dr. Loomis) but sometimes our schedules conflict, and there is always room for a new perspective!

*A kick ass tattoo artist! I am in need of further body modification.

*An inexpensive solution to deal with the 1970s wood panelling that is all over my house.

*A man taller than me, tattooed, broodingly handsome, intelligent, financially stable, who isn't afraid of commitment, loves kids, is sensually loving, sexually varied, and passionate with a kinky side, and really knows how to thoroughly kiss a woman! Not to mention a great sense of humor. Gotta be able to make me giggle.

 

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