the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... Yea it's all there, you ain't gotta count it
my superpowers are... Loitering. Making 20's flow from my wallet like water.
my most recent disorder or neurosis... I talk real fast when I'm nervous or horny.
my turn ons are… Pin Up girls. Short hair. weird tattoos. Rockabilly girls. Back rubs. Confidence. Tickle-scratchers. Flathead V8's. British Iron.
things that turn me -off- include… Cellphones. Victim mentality. Wookies. Vegetables.
my favorite place in the whole world is… skateboard or motorcycle.
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… A 6ft ladder when you got 12ft ceilings is worth dick!
things that make me really angry! Onions. Seriously, fuck those things.
i would describe the way i dress as… tan Vans and Raybans
when it comes to politics… No politics at work or the pub.
my musical tastes… Patti Smith. Jurassic 5. Talib Kweli. Minus the Bear. Minutemen. Bad Brains. Radiohead. The Detroit Cobras. The Go! Team. GZA. Le Tigre. You get the point.
i would best describe my work ethic as… means to an end.
i'm currently reading... Life of Pi. The Iliad. Way of the Peaceful Warrior. Cylmer manual on 75 CB450's.
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Lohan, if you're reading this, get off the yay-yo and make a Mean Girls sequel.