i would describe the way i dress as… Casual! If Grizzly Adams and Jack Black had a butt-baby, it would dress like me.
my favorite place in the whole world is… Laying atop the creamy filling of a sandwich that I built with an elephant ear and a funnel cake as the bun and pudding as the inards.
when it comes to politics… Bush can lick my brown eye!
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… 85% done with the renovation of a 100 year old Victorian. I have made plaster walls my Bitch!
To view pics of the process, go to http://www.sniperphotography.com
my most recent disorder or neurosis... I collect PEZ. I have something like 1200 of them. Oh, and I like to fuck midgets!
Hot, buttery midgets!
things that make me really angry! Nascar, people that watch Nascar, that dead fucker Earnhart, left turns and the number three.
my superpowers are... I can kill a yak from 50 yards with mind bullets!
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... That I had secret powers over the Mods of Louisville Mojo!
my musical tastes… ROCKABILLY!
I also love Tom Waits. I fancy Rocket 88, Hillbilly Hellcats, Cigar Store Indians, Shack Shakers, Southern Culture on the Skids, Love Jones and Jr. Brown
my turn ons are… clown porn; David Lynch; skyrockets in flight; rim shots; Sundays are my "no-atkins" day; ethnics in subserviant roles; rippin' off hippies; high tech gadgetry; wide open beavers; over priced audio equipment; beef; pork
things that turn me -off- include… hippies; people who can't take a joke; small boobies; anyone from Southeast Christian
i would best describe my work ethic as… Cancerous!
If I am forced to work I do it really well. I make my own hours and rip off the rich. I am like Robin Hood, but instead of giving it to shitty poor people I keep it all for myself.
I hate poor people
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... HGTV and DIY. I love watching other people work on shitty old houses. Mythbusters, Good Times, Adult Swim, Trailer Park Boys, Sopranoes, Entorage, This American life with Ira Glass
i'm currently reading... A book about the history of FRIED DOUGH!
I am also reading an underground newspaper published by midgets for midgets. It is a very tiny little rag!
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Hope you have a good one!