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age / sex: a 29 yr old female
status: single
orientation: straight   
here for: friends - pen pals
location: I is invisible...shhhh
birthplace: las vegas, nv
body: 5'6extra loving (large)
hair: dark brown
eyes: green
ethnicity: i wish i could figure it out
education: some college
employment: employed - full time
occupation: Police, Fire, EMS
religion: spiritual but not religious
favorite words: sweeeet, cool beanz,, nerd, awesome,, nifty
pets: my home is a zoo!
tobacco: don't smoke
booze: social drinker
drugs: none - the devil made drugs!
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responses: 971
profile views: 12454
black−listed by: 1 locals
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forum posts: 140
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A Little About Me...
I prefer conversation. Why everyone seems to need a giant Q and A session I just don't understand...but, here goes:

I enjoy a good game, although football, baseball and basketball are more fun in person. I also enjoy big trucks (sexy!), off roading, mud bogging, street racing, fishin, stuff like that. I play Volleyball on a league in Louisville and I volunteer with the Shelby County Humane Society.

I do love the outdoors and would love to learn some new things. Rock climbing, swing dancing, shooting and canoeing to name a few.

If you couldn't tell, I'm a pretty laid back and down to earth. Funny, sarcastic banter and witty conversations are a must have. A sense of humor (along with a good dose of common sense) is required. I'm up front and honest and prefer you be the same way. I don't mind dirt but I can't stand bullshit. ;0)

What I'm Looking For...
If you want Barbie, or anything that looks like her, she's over in the corner learning how to give Ken proper head. ;0) I'm not a teeny, tiny chick and I don't like teeny, tiny guys either. You may look great, but you're mind is what needs to be attractive. Anyone who can banter back and forth with me is a definite plus. If you can one-up me with a witty comeback I will be intrigued.

Btw...Do you really think you are the first person to ask me what my superpowers are? Be original people! If your relationship status is mysterious and you have 115 half-naked chicks in your profile, chances are good that I'm not going to be interested. You can take all that thug, juggalo, homie gangsta crap with ya. It's great for you but it's just not my thing.

 

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Go Ahead, Ask Me Anything... top  
my musical tastes…    Are varied. I like most types. As long as its not derrogatory I can usually get into it. I love native american flutes and drums for meditation.

my turn ons are…    A sense of humor, compassion, empathy. Strong work ethic and commitment to family. Clean, fresh smells, soft touch, rough hands, thick build, cute butt, great eyes, shining smile. Romance, affection, wit, HONESTY,and LOYALTY..the list goes on...

things that turn me -off- include…    Arrogance...a dull personality, judgemental people, pessimists, couch potatos, dead beat dads, conceit, a sense of entitlement, bad personal hygiene..People who place only their sexuality out there for everybody and their brother to see.

i would describe the way i dress as…    Appropriate for the moment.

my favorite place in the whole world is…    Outside, breeze in my hair, sun on my skin. Engaged in a passionate, intelligent conversation with someone.

i would best describe my work ethic as…    I have a job...I work it.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    Clean, comfortable. Mine.

my superpowers are...    Now why should I answer this when I get soooo many original Hotboxes asking me?

things that make me really angry!    Closed minded people...racism, being mean, judgemental people, obnoxious idiots, lack of common sense, children who are not taken care of because of idiotic parents and their lack of planning or caring.

i'm currently reading...    Usually something by Stephen King. I am a voracious reader and enjoy the horror genre. It probably compliments my weird sense of humor.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    Id be happy without a tv in my house..I don't think I've turn mine on in the last 3 days.

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    Wondering why the hell so many people leave their stupid button in the "on" position....

       
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