magnolia  

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    thanks to recent medicines, i no longer have a disorder. but if i don't take my pills, i do all kinds of crazy things like run with sissors or walk underneath a ladder, i'm just out of control

when it comes to politics…    Vote for me, i'm running for mayor, after that president. i won't dodge questions, i won't give billions of dollars to other countries when our country needs it just as bad.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    House, prison break, ufc, that 70's show, friends, seinfeld, hell's kitchen or a movie (didn't see that one coming did you)

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    Since I haven't been caught in a lie, that means I don't lie, so until i'm caught, I'm the most honest person you'll ever meet.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    if your coming over i'll clean up so you won't see that it is a bit messy.

i would best describe my work ethic as…    i show up every day on time, kick ass while i'm there, hopefully i don't have to stay over cause the other idiots are slackers, guess that's why i'm the boss and kick them into high gear or send them to the unemployment line.

my favorite place in the whole world is…    i haven't seen the whole world but just a small part of it. my favorite place in louisville is just with friends, hanging out playing cards or whatever. Aruba has nice beaches though, could see myself just lying back taking it easy when i'm like 35

things that turn me -off- include…    people who don't message me back or blacklist me for saying hi. i'm a nice guy, oh wait, did my devil's tail come out, let me just tuck that back, you didn't see a thing.

things that make me really angry!    I get mad real easy, like when i'm walking and my shoe becomes untied for no reason, I just freak out. Other than that, i stay pretty calm. traffic just because there is a car on the side of the road.

my musical tastes…    I've never tasted music, wonder if it would taste like chicken, but I do listen to it.

disturbed, chili peppers, tool, nin, system of a down, korn and many more.

hip hop, a pinch of country and maybe a dash of classical.

i'm currently reading...    they make movies so i don't have to read, except the courier journal which i read daily, but I'm waiting for the movie to come out.

my superpowers are...    Being Fabulous


able to do simple math, read a clock, count by 3's, walk and talk at the same time without losing a step, return phone calls and many more, maybe you'll find out.

my turn ons are…    as long as the batteries are good, they turn me on or if there's a power cord