! Angel Batwitch  

DO NOT BOTHER SENDING ME A MESSAGE IF YOU ARE: hooked up, married, a couple, under 29, over 45, a profile with no pictures, or send me a stupid message asking if I will have any kind of sexual contact with you, I WILL NOT RESPOND!! And if you message me more than once when I ignored you, I will blacklist you.

Don't send me a posse request without a message telling me who you are! If I don't know you, then don't bother sending me a request at all. I only add people I know!

I tend to leave my computer logged in and then walk away. If you send a message and I don't respond, I might be at work or asleep. If I NEVER respond, I am ignoring you!

"Boredom is never a problem if you're topless all the time!"~ Alembic

I will be a Grandmother around New Year's Eve. Seriously.

Dying is easy. It's living that's the hard part.

I don't actually look as good as the pictures I post. I'm just too vain to post the ones that aren't flattering. I'm usually much more plain looking. ;p

I'm crazy. That's pretty much all you need to know about me.

I like cinnamon toothpaste, cinnamon coffee, cinnamon candy, & cinnamon gum. Apparently, I am in the minority.

I love animals. I have 3 cats, and 2 teenagers.

I rarely watch TV. When I do, it's CSI (the original) or Food Network. I want to have wild monkey sex with the Chairman from Iron Chef America. (If you know who that is, you totally get bonus points! Extra bonus points if you know his name.)

I've been described as a hippy, a pagan, a goth, a punk, a freak, a geek, a nerd, a hag, a goddess, & a bitch. I am all of those and none of those. It all depends on my mood.

I'm 36, but don't look or act it.

I tend to obsess about stuff & then lose all interest.

Elvira & Anna Nicole are my idols. Seriously.

What I'm Looking For...
I'm looking for a 98 year old childless billionare with a heart condition. ;p

Seriously, I have a boyfriend. He's an Army man and he's way hotter than you. There's nothing you can do for me or to me that could compare to him. Nothing and no one compares to him in my heart. So don't even bother sending me a message if you're interested in anything romantical with me. I pretty much don't bother talking to people I don't already know. Sorry.

SERIOUSLY!!!! Stop sending me messages asking if I'm looking for fun or a 3some! Don't you people read?!?!?!?! Good goddess! I'm gonna start blacklisting you stupid fuckers!

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