Dr. Giggles  

my turn ons are…    few know, it's something thats more fun to figure out on your own.

things that turn me -off- include…    liers, manipulative people, indecision

i would describe the way i dress as…    scruffy as fuck, dorky even, but don't think i don't know how to look stylish when i need to. i own several suits but don't plan on seeing them. i secretly want to wear zuit suits for the rest of my life, but don't tell anyone.

my musical tastes…    are extremely wide and varied. don't even get me started on actual bands.

i would best describe my work ethic as…    i go to work, do what i got to do, then go home.

i'm currently reading...    whatever i can get my hands on. and proof reading my current work.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    generally i'm watching comedy or anime of some sort, also crazy amounts of childrens programs due to my son. i really hate the wiggles, the doodlebops, and bunnytown, i hope he out grows that shit soon. why can't i find fraggle rock for him?

my favorite place in the whole world is…    anywhere with my son. roughly 20,000 feet off the ground behind the stick of an aircraft. on the paintball field owning pro players with 2, 10 shot pistols. sleeping in on a sunday afternoon. cuddling up after sex with someone special. oops, tmfi.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    no keith i won't smack you in the balls again. followed 5 minutes later by an uppercut that lifted him a good foot off the ground.

things that make me really angry!    liers, manipulitive bitches, people who tell everyone i know blatant lies to further their own means, the words "i love you" when used as a tool of manipulation. i don't get angry much.

my superpowers are...    quick wit, odd charm, apathy in the face of adversity, and it has been suggested that i'm really a gorilla that someone else shaves in my sleep.

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    dealing with backwood fucktards in georgia who need their computer connected to the "enternets"

when it comes to politics…    either vote is a losing vote, higher taxes or another wartime retard, either way we're screwed.