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local # 16755 · since oct '04   
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age / sex: a 40 yr old male
status: single
orientation: straight   
here for: long term relationship - friends - pen pals - just dating - networking
location: Suffragette City
birthplace: cornerof hell and nowhere
body: 5'8 / 160 pounds average
hair: dark brown
eyes: hazel
ethnicity: white / caucasian
education: bachelors degree
employment: employed - full time
occupation: musician/instructor
company: misery
have kids? yes, living away
more kids? maybe
religion: christian
favorite words: chaka khan, poop, i ain't doin shit
pets: none - animals are for eating!
tobacco: don't smoke
booze: social drinker
drugs: none - the devil made drugs!
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A Little About Me...
I think i'm fun AND funny. I'm secure. You can't bring me down. You probably don't deserve me and I probably don't deserve you either. I like to have fun and at the same time i'm quite domestic. I love to cook. I'm a monster in the sack, especially a wet paper one. I'm a musician. Former member of Outspoken and Tantric, Google it if ya don't know...currently in UGLY. I like women that are independent and sassy but not bitchy. You better like to laugh cuz i'm hilarious. I absolutely can't live without coffee. I can't help that I love to go bowling.

What I'm Looking For...
A cheaper everything. normalcy. 2 ply toilet paper. Someone who can put up with my sarcastic ass. A reason to stay home.

 

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Go Ahead, Ask Me Anything... top  
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    "Honey, You're so beautiful, funny and so much more intelligent than me!" hahahahaha! I kill me!

i would best describe my work ethic as…    Driven and Drunken. (not to be confused with DRIVING and DRINKING)

my favorite place in the whole world is…    With YOU. I know you feel the same way...

when it comes to politics…    I like Stephen Colbert AND Bill O Rielly. You figure it out.

my superpowers are...    I have the ability to repel hot young women with a single word and Im a darn fine cook. I also have the ability to look you in the eye, tell you the truth without you ever hearing it.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    I'm allowed in the building... and it kicks ass.

my turn ons are…    Eye Contact. Honesty. Loyalty. Housebroken. Intense body language. Sitting on the couch, chillin, havin a drink and quality time ...who the hell am I? lol

things that make me really angry!    YOUR things!!! (insert rimshot here) Call waiting. 1 ply toilet paper. Play-Doh.

my musical tastes…    like Chicken! Van Halen, Led Zep, Tool, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Mars Volta, King's X, 70's Aerosmith, Rush, Cheap Trick, Sunny Day Real Estate, Frank Sinatra, Tori Amos, so yeah.... I like alot of different stuff. I'm a music fan.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    Rescue Me, Boston Legal, Adult Swim, The Colbert Report. I'm currently DVR-ing tons of TV Land stuff like Sandford and Son and Twilight Zone. ESPN. Trueblood, ENTOURAGE!!!!!!!!!

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    the Blackberry Storm! i'm addicted!

i would describe the way i dress as…    That 70's show

things that turn me -off- include…    Scooting across the carpet to itch your ass. Balls in my face. People that over emphasize their importance in the big picture....

i'm currently reading...    The Count of Monte Cristo and i'm completely obsessed with Kurt Vonnegut. If you haven't read Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle and Breakfast of Champions you are missing out on some good readin!

       
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  biZkit provided an alibi at 9/14/09 @ 09:14 pm  · 
       
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  MystikWoman provided an alibi at 4/3/08 @ 06:24 pm  · 
        Do you remember that one time I threw plates at Jeff while hammered at Wicks? I dont. But we should all get together and try it again! SOON!
  Divinity Rose provided an alibi at 3/27/08 @ 04:49 am  · 
        I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you about Santa. But if you read the rest , you'll learn about the pooping pumpkins :P
  Gruffmusic provided an alibi at 2/8/08 @ 09:32 pm  · 
        Have a great B-day!
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