the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... "Honey, You're so beautiful, funny and so much more intelligent than me!" hahahahaha! I kill me!
i would best describe my work ethic as… Driven and Drunken. (not to be confused with DRIVING and DRINKING)
my favorite place in the whole world is… With YOU. I know you feel the same way...
when it comes to politics… I like Stephen Colbert AND Bill O Rielly. You figure it out.
my superpowers are... I have the ability to repel hot young women with a single word and Im a darn fine cook. I also have the ability to look you in the eye, tell you the truth without you ever hearing it.
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… I'm allowed in the building... and it kicks ass.
my turn ons are… Eye Contact. Honesty. Loyalty. Housebroken. Intense body language. Sitting on the couch, chillin, havin a drink and quality time ...who the hell am I? lol
things that make me really angry! YOUR things!!! (insert rimshot here) Call waiting. 1 ply toilet paper. Play-Doh.
my musical tastes… like Chicken! Van Halen, Led Zep, Tool, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Mars Volta, King's X, 70's Aerosmith, Rush, Cheap Trick, Sunny Day Real Estate, Frank Sinatra, Tori Amos, so yeah.... I like alot of different stuff. I'm a music fan.
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Rescue Me, Boston Legal, Adult Swim, The Colbert Report. I'm currently DVR-ing tons of TV Land stuff like Sandford and Son and Twilight Zone. ESPN. Trueblood, ENTOURAGE!!!!!!!!!
my most recent disorder or neurosis... the Blackberry Storm! i'm addicted!
i would describe the way i dress as… That 70's show
things that turn me -off- include… Scooting across the carpet to itch your ass. Balls in my face. People that over emphasize their importance in the big picture....
i'm currently reading... The Count of Monte Cristo and i'm completely obsessed with Kurt Vonnegut. If you haven't read Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle and Breakfast of Champions you are missing out on some good readin!