things that turn me -off- include… People who list in their profile under "What I'm looking for", their car keys. Or mention that liars, cheaters, and haters need not apply. Do they really think liars read that and say, "I'm a liar, I better leave her alone!"?
my superpowers are... I know weird when I see it.
I've had root since I was 18.
I'm a writer so I have free license to use mixed metaphors.
I also know how to choose between "affect" and "effect".