A Little About Me...
"Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked with anyone else..."
Im an urban legend. Girls like me don't exist. lol.
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No I won't sleep with you. No I don't wanna hook up with you if youre a single male. No i'm not gonna cheat on my boyfriend with you. And no you really CANT do me better than he does. lol. Tho I must admit it sure is entertaining when you try to convince me otherwise.
Im emotional, sensitive,caring, loving, honest, insecure and neurotic.
Im a bit of a smart ass...
I'm an incorrigible flirt.
I've been told im a mix of Martha Stewart, June Cleaver and Betty Crocker all rolled up with a bit of Jenna Jamison and Christy Canyon.
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness,or my passion for obsession.
Just cause I'm big, Don't think I'm easy.
I dont care if you lick windows, ride the short bus, screw farm animals or occasionally shit yourself......You hang in there sunshine. You're fuckin' special!
This one time, i masturbated...and the WHOLE house shook. True story. ;)
Someone once asked me "Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cock."
Seriously tho, dont be afraid to ask me anything. Im a goofball. lol.
What I'm Looking For...
~*NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE!! I HAVE WHO I WANT AND I COULDN'T ASK FOR MORE. I LOVE YOU BABY!!!*~
Answers to unspoken questions...
Serious stress relief.
My sanity.
Someone that will let me kick them in the teeth. Hard.
Those pills I take...the ones that make the voices go away.
Temporary tattoos that are permanent.
Superpowers that will allow me to explode someones head just by thinking about them.
I wouldn't mind meeting a few really cool people to call my friends but I'm careful with who i choose to meet.
"When a woman steals your man, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."
"A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."
"I've been things and seen places."
"It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."
"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."
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