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local # 42033
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since jun '05
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a 29 yr old female
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| orientation: | straight |
| here for: |
long term relationship - friends - pen pals - just dating |
| location: |
IN A BIG SILVER BOX |
| birthplace: |
corn field |
| body: |
4'9 / 110 pounds athletic
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| hair: |
blonde
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| eyes: |
green
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| ethnicity: |
white / caucasian
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| education: |
associates degree
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| employment: |
work, we don't need no stinking work
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| occupation: |
JOCKEY
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| company: |
on a dirt track |
| have kids? |
no
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| want kids?
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not interested
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| religion: |
spiritual but not religious
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| favorite words: | im damn good, god that was great, ready for round2 wow |
| are we good?: |
im the best you ever had
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pets: |
my home is a zoo!
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| tobacco: |
i smoke socially
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| booze: |
pass the bottle!
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| drugs: |
well.... maybe!
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6971 |
| profile views: |
54765 |
| black−listed by: |
18 locals |
| black−listing: |
39 locals |
| on the hot list of: |
122 locals |
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GANGSTA MIGIT WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICECREAM?..I'm Sailing,I'm Sailing hahaha... "TOLD YOU I WASNT GOING BACK".. "I'M NO TARR TARR"WTF??? |
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A Little About Me...
**Please read my profile people** WHATCHA GOT!!!! i like to pretend im a dolphin when i take a bath,eckeck eckeck eckeck. I love BUD LIGHT BEER,well I love BEER!! i like playing pool,camping,hiking,fishing,outdoors things,movies all types,horse back riding,hanging out with friends laughing at each other or just laughing at me.Im a blast to hang out with im funny,smart,beautiful,great personality,never a dull moment when im around promise you that.LOVE THE MILITARY MEN ITS THE UNIFORMS!!!Love a man that can move his pecks thats just SEXY!! HYGENE IS VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT MUST SHOWER HAVE ALL YOUR TEETH AND A SEXY SMILE LIKE MINE!!!!! ****MEN I WILL CALL YOUR BLUFF**** I LOVE CHALLAGES.. challage me if you want... Im not shy ask me what you want..DO NOT WRITE ME FOR A BOOTY CALL IM CLASSY NOT TRASHY,just because i show my ass off doesnt mean im all about just FU***N,GUYS COME ON GROWN UP PLEASE.. I work at churchill downs,im a excersice Jockey and that means i ride the horses and warm them up before races or just to stretch the're legs.. IM SICK OF BEING SINGLE AM LOOKING TO GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP BUT START AS FRIENDS TO DATEING THEN GO FROM THERE IF YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME LOL...I like to run around with sharp objects in my hand lol jk..I love to jump on chairs and couches that are next to windows,love to climb on things lol. My NICK NAME IS SWEET ASS,and thats because it is..DO NOT LIE TO ME I HATE LIES AND LIERS,CHEATERS& THEIVES..Cant bullshit a bullshitter lol..I can be a smartass and i am alot of the time love to joke and play around with people. I wish i lived in Columbia.i love the movie BLOW.. I cant recite every word in the movie TOP GUN i watched everyday for 120days while i did house arrest,im now FREE and love it. I may party alot but work SMART so I PLAY HARD!!!!Im A HUGE SPORTS FAN I DONT LIKE PRO BASKETBALL,"think they get paid to much to fuck around til the play offs" IM A UOFK fan.9 tatoos belly ring 38c's anything else...
What I'm Looking For...
*PLEASE DONT WRITE ME IF YOUR JUST WANTING ASS* Im looking for friends,PLEASE NO DRAMA,Karma's A Bitch. Looking for a man that has a great personality,awsome sense of humor,good looking,Muscles are a plus **WANT TO FIND A MAN THAT CAN PICK ME UP AND JUST THROW ME AGAINST THE WALL** a guy who knows how to go out and have a great time and yet also just wants to stay home and watch movies.A MAN that remembers your birthday"yeah right".PROVE ME WRONG GUYS. Prefer men to be 5'9 or taller because im 4'9!!! I love SPONTANOUS. TOO MY BUDDY BIG GAY RAY I LOVE YOU & DINOSAURS RULE!!LOL Eveything Happens For A Reason.. SGT.CHRIS WILLIAMS IS A NUT JOB..thats for the slumber party gang at gangstas 02-14-07 Mark,James, J.P,Chris,A.C,Me& even Jesus graced us HaHaHa! "DUDE WANNA SEE MY TATOO" WOW GREAT TIMES WITH GREAT FRIENDS.. Im NOT looking for any HIT&RUNS Im to old for all that bullshit.If you wanna go out with me I just hope you can keep up with me lol...Im a very laid back down to earth & easy to get along with just dont piss me off and we could be friends forever.Just wanting to meet a guy with his head on his shoulders and knows what he wants out of life and knows when to have fun but yet knows when its time to be serious.I would love to meet a man that actully likes women that know a little something about sports and wont get all shitty because they might know a little more then you think they know.Can not wait til its football season im looking forward to my teams kicking your teams ass i promise my teams wont take it easy on your teams lol.MNF @ MissK.&Mr.Stevo's is the best cant wait for the party to start i will so be there and i wont leave lol inside joke..Like romance,candles,a man to cook me dinner,a guy that doesnt mind a chick that LOVES FOOTBALL!I FOUND A SEXYASS MAN!!Im SINGLE AND I LOVE IT BUT IT GETS OLD AFTER A WHILE I WOULD LOVE TO FIND A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH ME IN EVERYWAY BUT I THINK THAT MIGHT BE ASKING FOR TO MUCH FROM A MAN, DAMN IT!!!
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the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... DONT LIE TRUTH IS SO MUCH MORE FUN TO TELL.. even when i tell you the truth u MIGHT still think im lieing,THE TRUTH IS MORE FUN..
ITS NOT YOU ITS ME!!!
things that turn me -off- include… complains about dumb sH*t not very smart or no common sense,missing teeth or just a jacked gril pimples,just plan ugly people,no sense of hygine smells bad,ugly feet bad breath WHEN MEN SAY THEY WILL CALL U AND DONT CALL YOU LIKE THEY SAY!NARCOLEPSY!
i would describe the way i dress as… CUTE AND SEXY JUST TELL ME WHERE WE ARE GOING SO I KNOW HOW TO DRESS PLEASE. I WONT DISAPPOINT YOU. I LOVE SWEATS. I CAN ROCK ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I PUT ON. I love showing off my sweet ass and my big boobs,i will wear a dress or skirt but only 4 u
my musical tastes… I can listen to anything,like diffrent,Dont listen to elevator music"I will if i EVER have sex in a elevator hahaha lol...Ozzy,Phil Collins,NickelBack,ZZTop,Madonna,JT,Pink,Reba,
Garth,Faith,Tim,Manson,Disturb,T.Pain,LilWayne.
See my point.lol....
my superpowers are... whatcha got..
ONE LITTLE SIMPLE KISS FROM ME AND YOUR ALL MINE.JUST LOOK AT ME I AM A SUPER POWER I GOT EYES,BOOBS,LIPS,SMILE,ASS,HUMOR I GOT IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!
my favorite place in the whole world is… Austraila....La LA Land,Rubbies,Lakes,
Karen's,on the back of a Harley or Chopper,Hanging out with family and friends,In your Mind& on your mind..
i would best describe my work ethic as… talented im good at what i do.im perfection at what i do. i have no flaws but being the best at at what i do..i work hard to get the job done but my job is too easy i love my job how many ppl do u know that love there job??
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... any of the C.S.I.,MIAMI is my favortie,House,History Ch.,any law or cop,forensics,movies i love movies.monty python
"fucking great lol",texas chainsaw love leather face, scary movies are great,Halloween love Micheal Myers,Animal Planet i love COPS!
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… I try to keep it clean and organized but sometimes a girl trys on 10 diffrent outfits and they dont end up back n the hanger they end up on the floor,right now it looks like Katrina hit my room first before hitting FL. lol jk.I keep it clean...
my turn ons are… whatcha got...
sexy smiles,beautiful eyes,muscles are always nice a man that can move his pecks thats just SEXY,likes to have fun and knows how to have fun and i love a man that is funny.I LOVE MEN IN THE MILITARY ITS THE UNIFORMS.LOVE A MAN 2 COOK.
things that make me really angry! STUPID PEOPLE AND MOST OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
NARCOLEPSY!Stupid Drivers,IND.Drivers,Spiders,
Men that say they will call and dont.Guys asking for my number to txt me pictures of there dicks,guess what guys its a lil screen dont help your dicks!!!
i'm currently reading... YOUR PROFILE...
THINGS ON NASTY ASS SPIDERS...Hotboxes,Your Profile,A Book Called "American Hauntings" oh wow its awsome.. "DONT GET ATTACHED TO SOMETHING IF YOU CANT WALK OUT ON IN 30 SECONDS FLAT IF YOU FEEL THE HEAT AROUND THE CORNER"!!!!!
when it comes to politics… Vote For Me.. I do Vote.. BUSH SUCKS!!!!Mines Shaved.I miss Clinton he smokes weed..I know who killed Kennedy!!! I voted & wont tell anyone who i voted for unless i like you... THANK GOD WE GOT A GOT NEW PRESIDNET OBAMA!
my most recent disorder or neurosis... SCARED OF SPIDERS
IS THAT A DISORDER OR NEUROSIS... NOT BEING WITH .... CANT SAY...OK SO I HAVE ACTULLY MET SOMEONE WITH NARCOLEPSY, Sick of Being Single.
"if you see a turtle on a fence post...Just know he had help getting there"FreakingJohnny"
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Good Friend
provided an alibi at
8/13/09 @
08:00 pm |
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put up some new pics!
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K1Lt3D
provided an alibi at
4/25/09 @
10:58 am |
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Again I get tossed out of the 12 pack...you remember what happened the last time, lol.
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:)Handdancersart
provided an alibi at
4/6/09 @
03:02 pm |
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Enjoyed the little snack that we had.
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Comin home soon!
provided an alibi at
2/20/09 @
09:08 am |
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thanks for the add. you sound like a wild and crazy fun kind of girl. can't wait to get to know you.
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Good Friend
provided an alibi at
9/9/08 @
04:53 pm |
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you need to post some new pics
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DANNY LEE
provided an alibi at
5/29/08 @
10:22 pm |
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lol,,,,whats up pimp,,,,,,u r to crazy,,,,,i know we have knew each other for a long time and never met,,,,,lol,,,,,maybe one day will go for that drink lmao,,,,anyway u r a sweetheart,,,,,,dannylee
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~*Mr.Unlimited*~
provided an alibi at
4/14/08 @
01:52 am |
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HEY FUCKER HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY LMAO TTYL
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