ARTISTIC  

my favorite place in the whole world is…    MY BED ON TOP OF A FEMININE,ATTRACTIVE HOTTIE.IN A HOTUB WITH A GLASS OF RED WINE IN MY MIT.IN FRONT OF A CANVAS WITH A COLORFUL PALLET IN MY PAW. ON MY LEATHER NATUZZI SOFA SITTING BESIDE A LOVELY LADY IN FRONT OF THE BIGSCREEN.ON THE BEACH.POOLSIDE

things that turn me -off- include…    PRUDES,SNOTTS,POSERS,BOGARTS,LIARS,HATERS, BUMS,MOOCHERS,PUNKS,BIG FRIZZY HAIR,UNMANAGED EYEBROWS,BULL DYKES,CIGS.

my turn ons are…    FEMININE HOTTIES,BEAUTIFUL EYES,PRETTY TEETH,DIMPLES,MANICURED EYEBROWS,FULL LIPS,ASSERTIVENESS,HONESTY,HOPLESS ROMANTICS,ARTISTS/POETS,ATHLETES,DANCING WITH A WOMAN AND FEELING HER ENERGY AGAINST ME,RED WINE, WHEN GIRLS COOK FOR ME,RYTHM,HOT TWINS

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    I AM SLIGHTLY OCD. I WASH MY HANDS OFTEN. SOMETIMES I HAVE NO FEAR FACTOR.

i'm currently reading...    THE PDR(PHYSICIANS DESK REFFERENCE),MY PALM,YOUR MIND.

things that make me really angry!    LIARS,THIEVES,POSERS,SNOTTS,HATERS,BOGARTS, PUNKS,MOOCHERS,BUMS,LONG LINES,TRAINS,RECIEVING PARKING TICKETS IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING I OWN WHERE I ALSO RESIDE,BIRD SHIT ON MY CAR,WHEN BATS GET IN MY BUILDING,PEOPLE MEDDLING IN MY BUSINESS,MAINTANCE

i would describe the way i dress as…    CASUAL,COMFORTABLE,JEANS/T-SHIRTS,POLOS/ABERCROMBIE SHORTS,ADIDAS,JORDANS,NEW BALANCE,THE LIMITED,GUESS,EXPRESS,HEFNER STYLE SILK PJ'S,FLANNEL PJ BOTTOMS,BUSINESS SUITES,SEUDE,LEATHER,SATIN,SILK

my musical tastes…    ALICE IN CHAINS,NIRVANA,DELERIUM,DEF TONES,LORDS OF ACID,ELVIS,LED ZEPPELIN,THE DOORS,FLEETWOOD MAC

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    SPACIOUS,LOFT/STUDIO,HIGH CEILINGS,TRACK LIGHTS,BRICK WALLS,ANTIQUE,NEW YORKISH,IT REFLECTS MY ARTISTIC TALENTS,PARTIALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    DATELINE,CHEATERS,INTERVENTION,MAXIMUM EXPOSURE,THE INSIDER,THE DAILY BUZZ,BLIND DATE,UFC,JAIL,SCRUBS,K1,LOCKDOWN,PRIDE FIGHTING

i would best describe my work ethic as…    I CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS WHEN MOTIVATED. WHEN I'M NOT MOTIVATED I CAN BE THE LAZIEST COUCH POTATOE YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

when it comes to politics…    I COULD CARE LESS. BUSH IS ANOTHER WORD FOR CUNT, EXCEPT CUNTS ARE USEFUL.

my superpowers are...    PICKUP ARTIST WITH THE LADIES & ESCAPE ARTIST WITH THE PIGS.PUT RED & BLUE FLASHING LIGHTS BEHIND ME & YOU WON'T SEE NOTHING BUT ASS & ELBOWS. MASTERMINDING ESCAPES.