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local # 67491 · since nov '05

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age / sex:	a 34 yr old female
status:	hooked up
orientation:	straight bi let's talk about it later
here for:	friends - pen pals
with a:	male female
location:	~In My Babys Arms~
birthplace:	fort knox
sun sign:	libra
body:	5'5extra loving (large)
hair:	black
eyes:	green
ethnicity:	native american
education:	some college
employment:	work, we don't need no stinking work
occupation:	Full Time Caregiver (mom)
have kids?	yes, living at home
more kids?	not interested
religion:	wiccan / pagan
favorite words:	i dunno...., yeah, yeah..., whatever....
pets:	my home is a zoo!
tobacco:	i smoke daily
booze:	social drinker
drugs:	none - but live and let live
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	Morticia Ive Completely Lost Myself And I Dont Mind

A Little About Me...
Yadda yadda yadda, stuff stuff. Letters. Blah blah blah blah blah yadda yadda, more stuff. Things, stuff again me me me me me me more me. Stuff no one really cares about, more stuff. Yadda yadda yadda. Words and more words. Blah dee blah blah and junk. Hobbies hobbies. Blah blah blah window to my soul blah blah blah blah. Hibbadee gibbadee even more stuff about me. More words.

Im emotional, sensitive,caring, loving, honest, insecure and neurotic.

Im a bit of a smart ass...

I'm an incorrigible flirt.

I've been told im a mix of Martha Stewart, June Cleaver and Betty Crocker all rolled up with a bit of Jenna Jamison and Christy Canyon.

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness,or my passion for obsession.

Just cause I'm big, Don't think I'm easy.

I dont care if you lick windows, ride the short bus, screw farm animals or occasionally shit yourself......You hang in there sunshine. You're fuckin' special!

This one time, i masturbated...and the WHOLE house shook. True story. ;)

Someone once asked me "Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cock."

What I'm Looking For...
!!~**I HAVE WHO I WANT. I LOVE YOU BABY!!**~!!

Answers to unspoken questions...

Serious stress relief.

My sanity.

Someone that will let me kick them in the teeth. Hard.

Those pills I take...the ones that make the voices go away.

Temporary tattoos that are permanent.

Superpowers that will allow me to explode someones head just by thinking about them.

I wouldn't mind meeting a few really cool people to call my friends but I'm careful with who i choose to meet.

"When a woman steals your man, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."

"A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love."

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."

"I've been things and seen places."

"It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."

my interests: banana woman crazy ass crazy cool critters gravel girl in love jailbird kickass chick loved morti one hot momma one of a kind sexy beaotch so in love u a crazy bitch my posse can tag me the tag cloud map

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Family, Friends and Such
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Just pic's of me.....
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My Tattoo's
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When Ferrets Attack new window streamed from youtube

i would best describe my work ethic as… When I work, I do my best to see that it's done right.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... "I'm fine really. No, i'm not mad. You didn't do anything wrong, i promise."

i'm currently reading... My own profile...over and over and over and over cause i'm narcissistic like that. lol.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... Movies on DVD, something educational, Weeds, Gene Simmons Family Jewewls, 300 (over and over. lol), T.L.C., Spongebob Squarepants, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Family Guy, The Simpsons......

my superpowers are... I can't tell you. If i did, you'd want me to prove it.....

i would describe the way i dress as… well, first i start by putting one leg in one pant leg.......................
No really, legs go in leg holes, arms in arm holes and head in head hole.

when it comes to politics… Don't wanna talk about it.

my musical tastes… I'm an 80's chick. I love rock and roll. 70's, 80's, 90's... Heavy metal rocks too. I'm a life long KISS fan...don't like it? I don't care. lol. Don't do the whole rap or R&B thing. Just not my style.

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… I have alot of stuff. A whole lot of stuff. lol. But, my place is clean.

things that turn me -off- include… Stupidity.
Bad hygene.
Nasty teeth.
Drunks.
Prudes.
Boys.
Sissy men.

my turn ons are… My Baby!
Intelligent dorks.
Passion.
Sensuality.
Someone that knows how to pay attention!
Confidence.
Sense of humor.
Manly men.
I love a man with CLEAN jacked up teeth. Theres just something about crooked teeth. LOL. Sexy! ;)

things that make me really angry! Profile stalkers that wanna throw a bitch fit over what they see on my profile. Dont like what ya read? Stop stalkin me. Dont like that idea? Tough shit.

my favorite place in the whole world is… Curled up in bed in my babys arms every night.

Under the stars. Under a tree. With my kids, watchin cartoons. Next to a campfire. In my back yard with good friends and a lit grill.

my most recent disorder or neurosis... Bitches that wanna run their mouth about me but cant say it to my face. Conspiracy theory, yeah, cause i made the crop circles and invented aliens too....

	* Angel Luv * provided an alibi at 6/10/09 @ 01:30 pm	·
	Finally...we can be together! You really mean it?!?! LOL (Bows to the Queen of Mushy)I hear ya Ms. "I LOVE YOU BABY"!! LMFAO
	BuckWild&CurlyQ provided an alibi at 3/30/09 @ 01:07 pm	·
	take care of yourself during recovery now. i know it's not your nature to set back and watch OTHERS take care of YOU - but let Harrison handle all the necessities and YOU REST! :o) need anything? you know my number! and hey, i'll see you at the BBQ! hell's yeah! xoxo ~L
	Toastie provided an alibi at 3/29/09 @ 12:24 pm	·
	It was great to get to see you last night! Take care of the knee and even though I can't make it to this one, always let me know about the BBQ!!!
	The Black Knight provided an alibi at 3/19/09 @ 08:33 pm	·
	Just thought I would stop in and say hey......Stay frosty babe. :)
	!~LovelyYah~! provided an alibi at 1/27/09 @ 09:10 am	·
	DAMN WOMAN! Hottttt asss blog- been there done that! LMAO
	The Black Knight provided an alibi at 11/12/08 @ 11:12 am	·

	WARMFURRS provided an alibi at 11/11/08 @ 09:55 pm	·

Morticia