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Trial Date Set For Pitino Extortionist>

DEC
10
2009
Man in Kroger Urinates on Floor, Tampers with Food
Thu @ 3:48 pm
News Channel: crime & punishment
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WLKY-TV is reporting that a man in a Kroger supermarket on Dixie Highway urinated on the floor and opened many products, including several packages of meat:

"According to the arrest record, store security said William Cope Jr. urinated in an aisle and then went to the meat counter and opened several boxes of licorice candy, a bag of cornbread stuffing and several packages of steaks.

When an officer asked him what he was doing, the officer said Cope told him he was checking the texture of meat.

The arrest report said Cope had two handfuls of steak and meat was on the counter and the floor."

Cope was charged with public intoxication, and later agreed to repay Kroger for the food he tampered with.

(I'm glad someone was actually observant enough to put a stop to the drunken shenanigans. I've been in a few supermarkets late at night where I'm not sure anyone would have even noticed urinating, meat-handling men.)


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     dax unkle #210412   thu dec 10 2009 at 5:57 pm         · 
Sounds like the start of a great "buy local" campaign! How many people "handled" the meat before the drunken clown?
     metricsister   thu dec 10 2009 at 8:35 pm         · 
WTF?? HOW does being drunk make someone go in Kroger and start PEEING all over the place and rip open the food and start fondling raw meat?????
     PrettyBrownEyes   thu dec 10 2009 at 9:09 pm         · 
That is just plan sick I don't understand people anymore they get worst everyday with the sick crap they do....
     J.S. Holland   thu dec 10 2009 at 9:16 pm         · 
Well, that's kinda what I was wondering.

No matter how intoxicated, inebriated, tanked, pickled, blotto, schnockered, blitzed, wasted, toasted, scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, bewitched, bothered, bewildered, and pan-galactic-gargle-blasted I get, I still don't do extreme things that the sober me isn't inherently capable of.

I suppose alcohol affects different people in different ways.
     Kool Jerk   thu dec 10 2009 at 9:39 pm         · 
I'm not surprised. Just wait until the crazies start injecting food with poisonous drugs. It's not safe to eat anymore. BTW, I don't go to that Kroger.
     rob   thu dec 10 2009 at 10:08 pm         · 
I can't believe how uptight you all are. Are you really claiming to have never piss on a t-bone? The slaughtered cattle golden shower is one of life's greatest pleasures.
     J.S. Holland   thu dec 10 2009 at 10:13 pm         · 
Rob, remind me never to grill out with you, now that I know your choice of marinade.
     PrettyBrownEyes   thu dec 10 2009 at 10:15 pm         · 
Leave it up to Rob to say that haha
     rob   thu dec 10 2009 at 10:16 pm         · 
I save the pee for Kroger. At home I usually use a jerk marinade for steaks, with lots and lots and lots of Montreal seasoning rubbed in. Mmmmmm.
     rodmack   fri dec 11 2009 at 8:32 am         · 
Lol at Rob. You just cracked me up.
     Im a Survivor   fri dec 11 2009 at 9:35 am         · 
It is disquesting, but kinda funny too. Im sorry, maybe that is my warped sense of humor coming out.
     metricsister   fri dec 11 2009 at 1:29 pm         · 
which Kroger was this??
     GtownGuy   fri dec 11 2009 at 7:09 pm         · 
Glad he was arrested WITHOUT being tasered. Sounds like the type of perp who would have gone into cardiac arrest - allowing his family a lucrative lawsuit. Besides, it would have also sizzled the steaks.
     J.S. Holland   sat dec 12 2009 at 12:40 am         · 
I don't know which Dixie Highway Kroger it is. Would be good to know. There's one in Shively and one in Valley Station.
     Kool Jerk   sat dec 12 2009 at 1:00 am         · 
I'll put my money on Shively but it's close to a
50/50 chance.
     Shar Kohegyi #307688   sat dec 12 2009 at 6:03 pm         · 
wow what an idiot!! who does that honestly lol
     D36   sun dec 13 2009 at 2:22 pm         · 
lol,, now thats funny....and sickening
     Sherry Deatrick   sun dec 13 2009 at 4:02 pm         · 
A new type of "Jerk" marinade. Yuck
     Kool Jerk   sun dec 13 2009 at 4:06 pm         · 
He was talking about me.
     Sherry Deatrick   mon dec 14 2009 at 10:22 pm         · 
"They call me the meat man...ya oughta see me eat man!" - Jerry Lee Lewis
     Shylockfox   tue jan 05 2010 at 1:07 pm         · 
Rob, you should be on the stage at comedy central or somethin'.. By the way there are 3 Krogers on dixie.. Southland Terrace, another a superkroger by the car dealerships,(Honda) and another in Valley Station... Valley doesn't have security most of the time, so I bet it was Southland Terrace, or the one near Melton's and the car dealerships. I love steak, and meat in general, but I buy from a family butchers in North Garret, Ky. I get quality meat from a Christian butcher.
It is Curran's Market 270 828 2233 ask for Tim, His is the owner. Its on Hwy 144 right by Hwy 1238, off of Hwy 1638 like you are going to Otter Creek. It is a little past Otter Creek entrance, follow to Hwy 144, its on corner on left. Great place, great people.
     Shylockfox   tue jan 05 2010 at 1:09 pm         · 
That second Kroger is at Flintlock drive by the way.
     Living loud   mon jan 18 2010 at 3:00 pm         · 
He just wanted to play with some "meat" !

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