A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all Ways, I
will grant you one wish'.
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.
'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it
is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help mankind.
'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women;
I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy?'
The Lord replied, 'Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge??'
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