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NOV
20
2009
Sometimes
Fri @ 1:30 pm
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S O M E T I M E S


Sometimes...

when you cry....

no one sees your tears.



Sometimes...

when you are in pain.

no one sees your hurt.



Sometimes.

when you are worried..

no one sees your stress



Sometimes..

when you are happy..

no one sees your smile ....



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But FART just ONE time...



And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

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NOV
18
2009
What I don't want from guys here on mojo.
Wed @ 2:46 pm
News Channel: love & relationships
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Since Most guys don't bother to read profiles or maybe they can only read pictures... I thought I'd put this out there. lol

I know I'm coming across Bitter but I'm really not..I Just don't want to waste your time or mine so I'm putting it out there as honest and simple as I can for you .....

How about what I don't want...I don't want you to send me a email asking for a bj or wanting to talk dirty to me.. I don't want married men looking for some on the side.. I don't want the young guys thinking they can show me or give me a good time either. I don't want to play games or meet you for a booty call... I'm not looking for a sugar daddy either...So to sum it all up Im not into games that some of you are playing.

So If I don't respond it's probably for one of the reasons listed above. Sorry guys but find someone else to stroke your ego's....If you send me a email just saying your hot or pretty or something along those lines please don't expect me to respond. I'm glad you think so but unless you really have something to say than just don't bother.

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NOV
11
2009
men wonder why we don't want to talk to them...lol
Wed @ 2:08 pm
News Channel: love & relationships
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Ok so ladies tell me why this asshole would think we would want to talk to such a dumbass...

This is what he had to say to me becasue I didn't like the way he addressed me as woman... Not hi how are you but Hey woman... come on now.

and this was his response..

Hey Dick Tease...(Thats all women an ladies an girls) how the hell are ya

His name is PlatinumExpress.

Hmmmm wonder why he's single..lol

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     G~   wed nov 11 2009 at 4:53 pm         · 
he tried luring me with the appeal of a limo...i told him i grew up in NY so limos weren't really exciting for me unless he was going to chaueffer my ass every day. I blacklisted him as well when he didn't take a polite 'Not intersted'
     flexible!   thu nov 12 2009 at 7:47 pm         · 
Once I saw this guy at the gym pester the living shit out of this poor girl trying to exercise - she obvioiusly was NOT interested, but he chatted her up for 30 minutes! When he left, I went over and looked closely at the side of her head..."What are you doing?" she asked..

"I want to see how badly your ear is bleeding."

At least I got a grin, but then I left her the hell alone so she could work out...
     Shelaugh :)   fri nov 13 2009 at 1:39 pm         · 
Lmfao.. Ok so this I noticed I've been black listed and guess who the stupid fucker is that black listed me? Yep PlatinumExpress the same fucker who greeted me as hey dicktease..lol
well hope that makes him feel like a man..YAY!!!! go platinumExpress your all that..

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NOV
5
2009
Live it...
Thu @ 10:29 am
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This is so true, I got this early this morning and wanted to share it.....

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say"I love you.."

So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage......And old cars..... And children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.

Life is important, like people we know who are special.. And so, we keep them close!

I received this from someone who thought I was a 'keeper'! Then I sent it to the people I think of in the same way... Now it's your turn to send this to all those people who are "keepers" in your life, including the person who sent it, if you feel that way. Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know you love them?

I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said.

Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile J can do And just in case I'm gone tomorrow.

I LOVE YA!!!

Live today because tomorrow is not promised..

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