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Unadulterated advice... it's exactly what it says and worth exactly what it costs: priceless. "Team Un" will attempt to bring you up to four perspectives on any problem or question you may have. We will give you our insights and opinions but what you do with them is your business! We will not shy away from the tough questions or silly ones either, but it is up to our team to decide what we will and won't answer, and the manner in which we answer. We are not responsible for anything you do with our advice, read it at your own risk, punks!

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, YOUR FRIENDLY, HELPFUL ADVICE COLUMNISTS ARE...

Jean Valjean - Before I considered myself a man I lived in the Arctic, caught the deadliest catch, wandered the jungles of Central America and was held at machine gun point by a Guatemalan death squad. I know something about life and being a man so listen closely.
Retaliation - I have a short attention span and you'd be lucky if I actually read your whole question before I start writing a response. But I'll tell you one thing, my advice will probably be the one you follow, because it'll be the easiest and most selfish path.
Rand - I'm a good listener. My friends say I'm insightful when they come to me with problems. I'm objective, level-headed, and impartial. Use me as your guide dog to the tastiest bowl of kibble that life has to offer.
swissmiss - Any situation you can describe can't be any worse than what I've already seen. I grew up in Cleveland. So trust me. My advice may not be what you want to hear, but deep down you'll know I'm right. And that's really all that matters.
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favorite 1. Are ALL men addicted to porn?   (10/19/09)
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So I'm on my husband's computer to find an email address I needed and when I hit the drop-down menu,it was saturated with porn sites! Appalled, I clicked on the "most visited" button and it too, was saturated with another different list of porn sites...
favorite 2. Aww whores gone & passing out free samples.   (10/24/09)
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i deleted my profile because of a nasty skank on here causing drama but i realized i cant let someone as pathetic as her dictate my life , if you dont like what you read dont look at my profile skank. this is America & i will live my life how i want...
favorite 3. Grrrr her!   (10/01/09)
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I'm dating a man who lives with his exwife. He says he dos it cuz he loves her an there kids an he wants to help them but i hear all around that hes begging her for sex. i dont think i can trust him cuz hes always putting me and everybody down and he...
favorite 4. One night stand and now this...   (09/25/09)
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I just had sex with a woman and now she's pregnanet. She wants to have the baby and I don't. What can I do?
favorite 5. pop the cherry.   (09/21/09)
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I'm 36 and im a virgin because of religious reasons. I don't believe in premarital sex but as I get older I'm not finding anyone who is interested in marrying me. Should I keep holding out and face the possiblity of dying a virgin or should I wait fo...
favorite 6. help, my husband is still a boy   (09/21/09)
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i'm 43 and my husband is 28...realizing how his immaturity is seriously affecting my happiness. how do i feel like a woman when he is still a boy?
favorite 7. Is internet porno an addiction   (09/12/09)
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I met a wonderful man almost 2 years ago we hit it off and were haveing sex very regularly for the first six months of our relationship. I moved in with the promise of Love. The the sex just stopped, cold turkey! He had always told me what a gorgeo...
favorite 8. Most men are just strange.   (08/31/09)
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Why do men mistake kindness for weakness? My male friend has done this at least a dozen times since we starting talking several months ago. When we were speaking either via text or email even phone he would misjudge me without even knowing the facts...
favorite 9. Torn between two men...what do I do?   (09/09/09)
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My boyfriend and my best friend hate each other and it's driving me crazy! Every chance my boyfriend gets he puts down my friend and vice versa. I've tried talking to both of them but both refuse to budge an inch! My boyfriend hates my best friend...
favorite 10. I am married to a partially crippled man.   (08/14/09)
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Ever since he became semi paralyzed 4 years ago we stopped having sex. I recently discovered my husband's nurse who attends to his physiotherapy on a daily basis, mounting him and rocking on his erection. For some reason, I took it for granted th...
favorite 11. Help! My husband is trying to melt me!   (07/28/09)
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I want the thermostat at 70, he wants it at 78. He doesn't want to spend the money. What does everyone else keep it on during the summer? I'm burning up!
favorite 12. why cant i get no play   (07/28/09)
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why do guys always expect women to give head and as soon as they get it thats all they want i know im good at it but theres times i need to get off to and im not sayin for him to go down or anything i just need to fuck
favorite 13. My wife is BORING. What do I do?   (08/21/09)
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I am recently married to a great lady. We have a lot in common and never fight. But to be honest it is sometimes very boring, in normal day things and sexually. She is a wonderful person, but i still feel left wanting more, or maybe something else? I...
favorite 14. do men really want a nice woman who they can respect?   (08/04/09)
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when the first thing a man says to your hotbox is lets u know? instead of whats your interests,movies,dinner etc, i know everybody has needs but if u want a nice woman to really get to know,think before u type......................
favorite 15. Is it ok to bang his friend?   (07/22/09)
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I've been sleeping with this guy and he's cool and we have fun and I enjoy fucking him but we're not in a committed relationship and he has a super hot friend that I wouldn't mind getting nasty with so is it wrong to just do it?
favorite 16. Nothing but ho's out there   (07/01/09)
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I'm sick and tired of these women complaining about not being able to find a nice guy. I mean what do they expect? They hang out in bars and fuck around, and have abortions left and right, and cheat and, they still think they deserve a nice guy....
favorite 17. What do you do when he's married?   (06/26/09)
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What do you do when you meet the man of your dreams, everything is perfect, but he is married? I truly feel like he settled with her, never knowing the REAL one was right around the corner... Now he has met the ONE (me) and is stuck. Do I pursue...
favorite 18. How Can I Get Even With My Former Boss?   (05/29/09)
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I worked my ass off at a place for 2 years--never called in sick, was never late, always did what I was told AND I took tons of crap from my manager--who was a drunk, drug-addicted paranoid schizophrenic who refused to admit she had a problem. She wa...
favorite 19. how do i know if he really loves me?   (05/04/09)
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i'm 27,my man is 23..i've got 3 kids,he's got none. i really love him,but i'm not so sure he does me. we fight alot,he's always putting me down,treats me like sh*t,but then tells me how much he loves me and would die without me. how do i know how h...
favorite 20. I cheated. What now?   (04/07/09)
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I cheated on my girlfriend. How do I fix it?
favorite 21. Putting on the pounds   (12/16/08)
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Now that the holiday season is over I realize that I ate too much at Thanksgiving, and I didn't stop. Now my boyfriend has commented that I've put on some weight. He told me to lose 15 pounds or it's over. What should I do? I don't want to...
favorite 22. I've Got the Border State Bangin' Blues.   (11/26/08)
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I'm in love with a woman from Cleveland that I've never met. I want to do her harder than she’s ever been done before. I am a very sexual person, but it takes motivation for me to want to get into it, and her thumbnail outfit is a lot of motivat...
favorite 23. I want my boyfriend's best friend to nail me...   (11/02/08)
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Why can't I stop the massive crush I have on my boyfriend's closest pal who has admitted to feeling the same? I developed this crush while my boyfriend and I were broken up but we hooked back up. I feel so screwed up. What should I do?
favorite 24. Uh oh! Blackmail!   (10/09/08)
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I have a boyfriend but I went out with this other fine ass guy and my friend followed us on our date. That bitch! Now her jealous ass is threatening to tell my boyfriend. Now what!
favorite 25. Why do men cheat?   (10/29/08)
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My boyfriend of 17 months is 23. We had a good relationship until I found a letter from a girl he worked with. I later found out they'd been talking for some time. I immediately ended our relationship. Stupidly, 2 months later, I gave him another c...
favorite 26. Dj took my dough!   (09/25/08)
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I dated a guy for eight months. It was good for such a long time. But he never had money. I lent him over 500 dollars. He was to pay it back. I eventually broke up with him. And to this day he will not return my money. I've sent him emails,...
favorite 27. 2 much drama   (09/19/08)
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I have two baby mamas and they dont like each other what should I do about trying to get my kids togther?
favorite 28. Constant bitching   (07/28/08)
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For years now, my fiancee has been bitching from the time she wakes up to the time she lays down. She always sees the bad in any givin situation and is just constantly in a bad mood. If someone cuts us off on the road, it's the end of the world and m...
favorite 29. My boyfriend wants me to treat him like a bad boy.   (08/24/08)
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I've been with my boyfrined for almost 3 years. I love him and want to spend my life with him. A couple of weekends ago we got drunk and he confessed that he has always wanted a woman to put him over her knee and spank his bare bum while she's wear...
favorite 30. IS it wrong to like rough sex b/c I do and my bf thinks its sick   (07/19/08)
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To me nothin says loving like a pink sock and a donkey punch but my bf said he wants gentle sex which turns me off I cant get off "making love" and want rough why is that so wrong
favorite 31. I'm losing my mind.   (04/19/08)
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Simple situation: I hang out with a girl. We kissed a couple times. Neither of us were intoxicated or under any pressure. That's a good thing, Right? So why am I worried about it?
favorite 32. Why doesn't my boyfriend want to stay the night?   (04/20/08)
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My boyfriend and I have known one another for about two years, and became an official couple five weeks ago. We have a very good relationship. We talk every day on the phone and I see him about 2-3 times a week. When we hang out and it starts to...
favorite 33. Pre-teen phase or spoiled brat?   (04/19/08)
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My pre-teen son is giving me problems lately. His attitude is negative, he insults his siblings, he isn't appreciative of anything, and he even told a family member that he thinks I'm narcissistic. He's never acted like this before. Is he...
favorite 34. He wants to blank his Mojo status but says he still loves me???   (04/15/08)
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How big of a deal do you think it is that my boyfriend suddenly wants his profile status to say single or be non-disclosed instead of hooked up? Shady, right?
favorite 35. He's over-seas and I'm over-heated...   (04/06/08)
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I met a guy and we went out and it was great. He called me every morning to wish me a great day and the same at night. But then the calls stopped and he disappeared. Several months ago I got a message from him saying he was in Iraq and just didn'...
favorite 36. I make more money than my boyfriend...   (03/26/08)
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My boyfriend is a college student and has no money. I'm working, and I make a decent salary. I understand he has no money so when we go out, I often pay. When he graduates and gets a job, he can pay. It's a non-issue for me. But it's become...
favorite 37. My son gets in trouble at school   (03/20/08)
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My teenage son is always getting into trouble at school. He doesn't like the teachers, they don't like him. He thinks the school rules are stupid. I have taken away TV, video games, computer time, and all other fun activities but he still gets in...
favorite 38. Can this complicated online romance make it in the real world?   (03/27/08)
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I met this girl online. I feel like we're getting to know each other. And while I never count my rubber chickens before they hatch, who knows what the future holds? I've never actually "met" her per se, but we exchange clown pornography, and she g...
favorite 39. How soon is too soon to meet a total stranger?   (12/01/07)
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Guys want to meet too soon. Chatting is fun till they drop a hint about meeting. But this one guy is on my mind. I was the good kind of nervous when he asked about going out for a drink. He asked to meet after 4 emails. Usually it's the 2nd mess...
favorite 40. Why do guys only like super skinny women?   (10/16/07)
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I mean, am I totally undesirable if I don't have a stomach so concave it looks like I'll turn inside out? I've been working so hard in the gym, I'm probably way healthier than any girl that's below a size 10. But I'm so big boned, and I do have so...
favorite 41. Why are'nt girls asking me out?   (07/31/07)
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I am absolutely gorgeous,but yet,girls just are'nt asking me out,I need some real help here,I am a real nice and will always help whenever I can,but the ladies just wo'nt step forward and ask me for a date,are they afraid I will say no?Look at my pro...
favorite 42. Move for a better job or stay with my son   (07/20/07)
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I have the option to move to Georgia for a good paying job, but the problem is that I have a 5 year old son in Louisville that lives with his mom and spends the weekend and summers with me. I am not working now and this is a great job to get my life...
favorite 43. I want to smoke and drink, what can I do???   (06/28/07)
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I can't believe this city has taken away my god given right to smoke in a bar. Why can't the anti-smoking crowd go to non-smoking bars and leave us smokers alone? I can't drive out to Bullitt county every time I want to light up and do shots. What...
favorite 44. Dumped him over dirty movies.   (05/27/07)
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Ok I need some cheering up. I was in a 2 year relationship and I just ended it because I found dirty movies in a dresser drawer, under his pants, where he hid them. I do not care if he looks at porn, I just felt betrayed because he felt he had t...
favorite 45. The perfect gift for my secret crush...   (06/04/07)
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I have been secretly admiring someone for quite some time now and would like to send him something, not to reveal my identity, but for the sake of doing something nice for him. Flowers are out, as most guys I have asked do not like them. I was thi...
favorite 46. Big Girl Needs Bait   (06/03/07)
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Help! I'm a bigger girl and I am having trouble finding someone worth while to go out with. I get the 'you're cute' and such but it never goes any farther. I feel like I am an attractive girl but guys seem to be hung up on what is on the outside an...
favorite 47. Is honesty always the best policy?   (05/25/07)
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I got drunk and made out with a good friend's ex boyfriend. (I know it's not a good reason, but still, alcohol was CLEARLY a determining factor) I don't remember all the details of the night, but I do know we didn't go all the way. Anyhow, I fel...
favorite 48. Not ready to throw in the towel.   (04/27/07)
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I have been seeing this guy for three months. We've gone to family events together. We've been out with both of our friends. We even have sons and we've taken them out with us. We pretty much spend all are time together and love it. Everything is...
favorite 49. Do women speak in code?   (04/17/07)
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So what does it mean when a girl says the following... "I never slept with him, we just made out" OR "He was never my BOYFRIEND". Should I care about a girl's history? And if I do, what does it say about me?
favorite 50. I weigh more than Shamu and I want to get laid. HELP!   (03/31/07)
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I’m 30 years old, single, 350 lbs. I don’t know how I got so huge, it just sort of snuck up on me, but here I am-- large. I want to have a better body, I want girls to look at me and think I’m attractive, I want to feel good about myself, I want to...
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