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a 28 year old female recently pondered this: Why do people think I am a prostitute?

Are there certian image attributes that cause this? Why can't I get some without that impression?
signed, not getting much

Jean Valjean

A: There are certain image attributes.

For instance do you walk around at night wearing nothing but a skin tight dress two sizes too small? Is your purse filled with lube and condoms? Do you run a tab at the health clinic? When you go out with guys is the first thing you ask them, "Are you a cop?" If a guy wants to make out do you say, "Kissing is going to cost you extra."?

It may also be that you have a gaudy sense of style. You wear too much make-up, your jewelry is large and flashy and probably cheap. Your skirt is too short, and you buy your accessories from Fredrick's of Hollywood and Theatair X.

My question is: If this bothers you then you either need new friends or maybe a make-over or maybe both.

And let's be serious here. If you can get some and make a little cash then what's so bad about that? If they want to bang you and pay you that's a win win in my book.

- Jean Valjean

swissmiss

A: If you are not getting much, then you must be a pretty bad prostitute because have you seen some of the slores turning tricks in real life? They aren't the 22 year old hotties you see on TV. They're 50 year old crack addicts who do anything for 20 bucks. Washed on heavy duty and hung out to dry in the sun. And you know what? They get their 20 bucks over & over.

So why is it that you're not getting much? Maybe you're asking for too much. The only one eho can score $3000/night is Julia Roberts.

- swissmiss

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IRONHEAD3 Oct 26, 2009 at 8:51 pm


	i like flannel shirts and cut off jeans -on megan fox

Lady_Raclusa Oct 24, 2009 at 8:40 pm


	if you see a police man, you know he's a police man because of his uniform. if you see a fire man, you know he's a fire man because of his uniform. if you don't want to be treated like a PROSTITUTE DO NOT WEAR THE UNIFORM!!!!!

Rick. Oct 23, 2009 at 8:21 am


	When someone asks you out on a date and you repsond with a price, that leaves an impression.

rob Oct 22, 2009 at 11:44 am


	I don't know who you are, but I think it's a safe bet to say you look like a ho.

Charlie75 Oct 21, 2009 at 9:11 pm


	You don't have to turn on the red light, Roxanne.

Urban Sasquatch Oct 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm


	They think you're a prostitute because that time I got angry and called you a two-bit whore you hit me upside the head with a bag of quarters!

RavingLunatic Oct 21, 2009 at 12:44 pm


	I don't understand the problem here. If you're just out "getting some," why are you complaining when you roll over in the morning with lipstick smeared down your chin and your hair matted to your face and spot a cool, crisp 20 on the nightstand? hahahaaa. Sweetie, look how many packs of smokes you can buy with that. Idiot.

SingingFire Oct 21, 2009 at 11:33 am


	Remember the quote from the movie "Forrest Gump" that says "Stupid is as stupid does."? Well, rearrange that to say "A hooker is as a hooker does." As for the "image attributes"... Stop trying to flatter yourself. You also might want to consider getting yourself sterilized.

~RawBeanZ~ Oct 21, 2009 at 9:29 am


	Simple: Quit asking for Money, Clothes, Jewelry, Cars, Rent, Food, Shoes, Purses, Perfume, Makeup, etc etc etc, just for "Getting Some"!:)~

frogbert Oct 21, 2009 at 8:41 am


	Do you wear a lot of flannel shirts and cut off jean shorts?

Jean Valjean Oct 21, 2009 at 7:29 am


	Bluerider is correct. Prostitutes are a lot more "honest" than so-called honest women.

Bluerider Oct 21, 2009 at 5:51 am


	It's not just you, guys think all you girls are whores. Some only take money, some just marry us and take everything else.

Gin. Oct 21, 2009 at 2:39 am


	Do you dress like a prostitute? Tiny dresses just a little too small? High heels in the winter time?Jeans that look painted on? Too much hair spray, maybe? Do you carry a sequined purse full of cigarettes or have your makeup caked on with a spatula? Is your lipstick messy? Do you smell like sex, alcohol, and Marlboro? Any of these would make me assume a woman is a prostitute. Try not dressing or acting like you're in high school.

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