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isn't it sad that everything needs a disclaimer these days? are we the only ones pissed off by this? if you're looking to nail someone because you want to make a quick buck, do us all a favor and go jump off a cliff. now that's entertainment!
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Unadulterated advice... it's exactly what it says and worth exactly what it costs: priceless. "Team Un" will attempt to bring you up to four perspectives on any problem or question you may have. We will give you our insights and opinions but what you do with them is your business! We are capable of giving you solid advice, but bear in mind we are "entertainment driven" and not a replacement for true psychological evaluation. We will not shy away from the tough questions or silly ones either, but it is up to our team to decide what we will and won't answer, and the manner in which we answer. We have two trained professionals and a couple of Mojo jesters at your beck and call. We are not responsible for anything you do with our advice, take it at your own risk, or gain, depending on your perspective. And remember, it's all in good fun, so enjoy!
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mo -
I eschew psychobabble, pop psychology, and feel-good movies. I'm a straight shooter. Ask me anything, and I'll tell you what time it is.
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Retaliation -
I have a short attention span and you'd be lucky if I actually read your whole question before I start writing a response. But I'll tell you one thing, my advice will probably be the one you follow, because it'll be the easiest and most selfish path.
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Rand -
I'm a good listener. My friends say I'm insightful when they come to me with problems. I'm objective, level-headed, and impartial. Use me as your guide dog to the tastiest bowl of kibble that life has to offer.
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Celeste -
I earned my advice-giving cred on the mean streets of Southern Indiana. I'm tired of cry-babies, victims, and self-destructive retards. Word to your Moms, I came to drop bombs. See, I told you I'm from the mean streets, yo.
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